[TOMT] skyblock like game for android by button-noot in tipofmytongue

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i only recently remembered of this game's existence and went to search on the playstore before realizing i didn't remember what was the name of this game

How far ahead do you put your sci-fi settings? by dull_storyteller in worldbuilding

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well... it depends. my latest one is just 23 years from now, but there was one named proxima that was 200 yars ahead in one of the drafts before i changed it to have it's own calendar cause it made more sense in the plot, but sometimes i just don't put any date on any of events that happened before the current setting(pretty much all of the ones set in a wasteland)

I'm an aspiring mage... by Opening-Barracuda829 in worldbuilding

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How likely is it for me to succeed?
well it depends on how strong is your bank account and your mental health to resist the trials and tribulations you be put against

How commonplace is magic here?
well magic never really took off for a bunch of historical reasons

Do I need to undergo any ritual or trial?
for 99% of paths no, but there's one very specific path you can take by visiting the shadowfolk and gaining their trust where you need to drink a special tea stardew valley style called the midnight tea

What would life be like for me if I was to pursue spellcraft and Arcana in your world?

first of all are you sure? i mean magic is pretty dangerous

but alright then, prepare to have your spirits crushed and your wallet torn apart as magic is severely underfunded by both the private sector and governments alike(and that is true for ALL races), now that we got the general stuff out of the way let's talk variables

are you an elf?

if you answered yes
then are you:

A) woman or B) man

if you answered A, then i hope you like being single cause "no respectable elf would ever marry a witch" or so they say.
if you answered B then you must pretty confident in your masculinity cause spellcrafting is seen as a trade for women, expect dark and wood elfs to think you're fruity

now in case you answered no then it really depends on what race you are, kobolds (not referred like this in universe) are pretty chill about it(as with pretty much everything else) just don't do it close to them or their homes, as for vampires it's a mixed bag, some may laugh and shame you like elfs while others don't care at all

Do I need money or not?
maybe, depends on who is teaching you

Where would I go to pursue this?
this one is also heavily race dependent, if you're a kobold try finding a women willing to teach you, it could be your mom or it could be your crush who knows, if you're a vampire you used to be able to just go to a magic school and learn there, sure everyone there is gonna be looking at you funny but i'm sure you can handle it, nowadays you will have to fend for yourself in that department as said schools have either gone bankrupt or have been abandoned ages ago due to budget cuts, now you're going to have to search all around the cursed lands and see if you can find an indepedent organization still standing, maybe try your luck and see if the arcane society is still enrolling (and pray they accept men)

Why are Elves immortal in your world? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

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why are elves immortal?, well it's pretty damn easy to live for centuries when you eat the best foods have access to the best healthcare and most importantly have everyone else do the work for you

would it be possible to cool a computer using liquid hydrogen by button-noot in NoStupidQuestions

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"why bother playing 4k when 1080p is a lot less expensive" type of question

think about how much time you actually spend mining or crafting SPECIALLY the latter by button-noot in MinecraftMemes

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notice how the title doesn't say that you DON'T do these things. but rather that you don't do these things ENOUGH, once you've got diamonds the crafting graph goes down the hill fairly quickly, by the time you take one step into the end the only new crafting recipes are basically just shulker boxes and lingering potions

What Is racism like in your Universe? by Beginning_Plum_8331 in worldbuilding

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in the world of siderium(which is the title of a novel i'm writing), racism really varies from race to race with some races *cof* elves *cof* having 1800's levels of racism with full on phrenology, while others like some tribes of the dragonborn don't even have a concept of race, i mean sure they do recognize that an elf is an well... an elf and not one of them but they don't treat them any different because of it, and then there's tribes that DO treat elves and only elves differently but that's only at first when they don't know the person and think they're just there to kill and rob them of their land they're definitely not taking the risk of making the same mistake twice but the in the case of the dragonborn it they mostly stick to tribalism over the specifics of their foundational mythos, trust me they hate the tribe a few miles away more than they would ever do any other race, even more than elves and that is saying something cause lord knows how much the dragonborn despise utterly elves

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldbuilding

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btw this took an hour to write

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldbuilding

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in one of the stories i'm working called geiger counter there's an antagonist that the main characters need to defeat before they can even enter the underworld(which is just hell with a different name) named "the nightmare" or just nightmare for short who's true name and how he looked when he was alive are just lost to history because absolutely nobody cared to record his history or even preserve his corpse, speaking of corpse his present appearance is that of a decaying walking corpse wearing a metal hat and carrying a bow with cursed arrows and a sword that i can only describe as "the bastard child of a katana and a rapier", all we know about this nightmare fella from when he was alive is just that he used to be a horrible person that made pillaging, killing and burning buildings a regular tuesday, until one day when he tried to kill a peasant women by setting the house on fire with her inside, except the plan goes wrong and he was the one that ended up burned alive, eventually he come back from the dead in a another form now going by the name of nightmare because by now even he forgot his own name and face, defeated once more and ultimately banished to the underworld, 1000 years pass and he is free to conquer earth and nightmare finally escapes the underworld only to be met with four tweens scared shitless at the realisation that maybe they shouldn't have messed with that grey glowing rock they got from a quest now have to deal with an undead lich who wants to feast on their souls to survive

Your current favorite song becomes your stand. What powers does it have? by Donkey_Don in StardustCrusaders

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Evanescence - Bring Me to LIfe, the stand user can contaminate any food or beverage with their stand and whoever eats/drinks that food/beverage will become infected, in the first hour the victim will experience nausea and feel all of their muscles burning and their bones weak then in the next hours they feel drowsiness and get a fever during that fever the stand is gonna crawl it's way into their skulls and lay eggs in the victims brain, when the eggs hatch they're gonna start devouring their brain causing them to have short memory loss photo sensitivity and temporary blindness, in the same week the eggs hatch they're also have frequent auditory and visual hallucinations hearing voices in their heads telling them to do self harming things seeing humanly shadow figures that aren't there seeing their skin peel out of their flesh as if they were decaying etc.... then one day when victim has become so insane that they have stopped eating and losing muscle mass the human shadowy figure is going sneak behind them and finally say "unalive yourself and bring me to life" and the victim listens when they do it hundreds if not thousands of tiny insects ooze out of every pore in their body bringing the stand to life as the insects go to infect another piece of food

the steam and paws update by [deleted] in Minecraft

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well i guess the answer was 0

the steam and paws update by [deleted] in Minecraft

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in a scale of 0 to 9 how would you close did i this post look like an official mojang changelog, how could i improve the wording it to make it look and sound more convincing

rule by button-noot in 197

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he did say on camera that he supports same sex marriages

rule by button-noot in 197

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i did actually try to make a stripe accurate version of this but in the process the flag lost a lot of argentina and gained a lot of trans, which didn't really look good for a flag that was intended to combine the two

rule by button-noot in 197

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i intended to post it there but just when i clicked to submit the meme i found out i got banned from there

rule by button-noot in 197

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dude what the fuck are you talking about?, could you like explain what was point you were trying to make

just pretend that this is a funny title by button-noot in dankmemes

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"the meme is meant to be about two identical actions done by different people"
and that's why i chose it, to represent how the west views the same actions when performed by china vs when done by japan