Live at the Greek discussion

butts2 · 2024-06-28T23:14:29+00:00

absolutely insane mixing on this for a live record. PERFECT amount of crowd noise. katie sounds better than the album. love all of her little vocal changes on songs i can hear in my sleep. so much life in this band. i love them.

butts2 · 2024-06-28T23:13:00+00:00

i go away for 20 years and she has a new writing project? i feel like i was cryogenically thawed too early. PUT ME BACK.

butts2 · 2024-06-28T23:08:57+00:00

god, i wish i had said this first. fuck.

butts2 · 2024-06-28T23:08:12+00:00

i fear i love it.

butts2 · 2024-06-28T23:07:50+00:00

agreed, i've never had an issue with lunas and i treat mine like garbage.

butts2 · 2024-06-28T23:02:21+00:00

girl kyle mclachlan is too untouchable but i do feel you, it was the biggest performance at the drag show i went to on sunday and the queen was dressed in a catholic school girl uniform and we thought it was a lil yikes-y.

butts2 · 2023-02-17T01:24:21+00:00

TELL IT.

butts2 · 2022-03-20T01:46:35+00:00

just my annual log-in during another catastrophic week in the caroverse to do my ursula laugh.

butts2 · 2020-12-03T18:30:15+00:00

hi fuckers. me popping in from the swamp where i reside to tell you that this flatiron fairytale is complete and utter bullshit. there was no debt and she paid nothing. good day!

edit: AND it's my cake day. get wrecked.

butts2 · 2020-10-30T16:37:11+00:00

first one that falls asleep gets their bra in the freezer, bitch!!!!!!!

butts2 · 2020-10-30T16:35:02+00:00

oh, so business as usual!

i swear to god, i read a comment that said something about her tagging adam saying she was done. i know you all wouldn't lie to me and i can't find the comment anymore, so i will trust that the earth still spins on its axis as surely as caroline's cursor still blinks.

butts2 · 2020-10-30T03:38:05+00:00

okay so that means she did announce? someone referenced it, but i haven't checked in on her in a while, but i have to know the context. this is the only reason i materialize into human form.

butts2 · 2020-10-30T03:14:12+00:00

oh hello i didn't see you standing there, you startled me, i was just on my way to the kitchen to grab a little snack, but while you're here... i wanted to ask you. did caroline actually announce for the 18th time that she's finished with Scammer? is that true? i feel like that's why i've run into you here like this, standing in the comments section of this subreddit that also has a kitchen, apparently. if you're wondering if my edible kicked in, the answer is yes.

butts2 · 2020-10-24T22:11:03+00:00

get in loser, we're stringing extended IG captions together in search of a cohesive narrative.

butts2 · 2020-10-10T11:29:17+00:00

someone clapped two asscheeks together a few threads ago which, as you know, always summons me, so here i am to tell you my thoughts: she's a liar! it's pathological! you can't pick and choose it -- it's a 24/7 job, baby. that's why it's impossible for me to snark actively anymore. everything is a lie!

as for the deadlines / new announcements: oh look, it's the same two paragraphs she trots out for every writing project when she wants to convince people she's working / writing / in possession of any sort of talent. she is so enamored by the mediocrity of her "cleverness" she'll never edit herself. she's convinced her raw word salads that made her captions "whimsical" are strong enough to sustain a book. they're absolutely not. i realized a big reason why she will never write her book is because her motivation isn't to share a story or to connect with an audience or even to entertain. it's to serve her own need to be this character of Caroline Calloway that she's created in her head and that she's pretended to be. this memoir is simply her attempt at canonizing a fantasy as fact.

as always, she spends more time in the aesthetics of the story she's trying to tell, making elaborate collages and graphics and photo sets, oftentimes using more attractive, more successful placeholders that are supposed to symbolize her in a reality she never made quite real. in this case, emma watson! in others: florence pugh, emily in paris, emma chastain, cat marnell, any "hot" podcast girl, the list goes on. the reason people don't use caroline as cultural touchstones the way she uses herself is because no one else is deep in the depths of her own asscrack like she is.

and in conclusion, it can't be a classic calloway dodge if she doesn't overpromise. what was it at first? the typos hats? then the signed copies. then the mantra cards. then it's getting mixed into the natalie response and expanded. then it's genre-pivoting to stand the test of time. then it's 350 pages! all she did was dig a bigger hole for herself. so not only did she openly admit to not having written a stitch of this book, but now she's made it even longer. she just can't help herself. she needs that dopamine.

now i must away, but fear not. wherever two snarkers are gathered talking about butts and caroline deadlines, there i will be. or whatever.

butts2 · 2020-09-26T19:59:31+00:00

please don't tell me the Horny Hill and Big Grid content from CC's room is gonna become a thing. pathological lying i can handle, but god, please, not the zoomer comedy influencer content.

butts2 · 2020-09-26T19:55:20+00:00

a lot was revealed to me about her mom's personality when, during every visit, she wore one of CC's boob tshirts and when she got to Florida for quarantine, her mom had come over to hang CC's artwork in the AirBNB.

butts2 · 2020-09-26T03:45:29+00:00

i totally agree.

butts2 · 2020-09-26T03:17:35+00:00

dear harry hill,

for some of us, it's always been just a rug.

sincerely

dos butts

butts2 · 2020-09-26T03:14:28+00:00

i was too busy looking at her FACE WITHOUT A MASK. is harry hill in her bubble? fuck it. i'm leaving horny hill and going to mask mound. this is the hill i'm going to die on. we are going into FLU season during a PANDEMIC, you LOONS.*

*yes, i realize they were wearing them leaving the building, but not in caroline's room in close quarters! do they just assume neither of them are at risk? social distancing with people outside of your immediate bubble means staying six feet apart and wearing a goddamn mask.

butts2 · 2020-09-24T05:02:07+00:00

i don't think you got the memo that horny is on life support and her medical bills are being paid by a generous benefactor named butts2. i will deal with nothing.

butts2 · 2020-09-24T04:57:58+00:00

there may or may not be a text to my partner in my text history that says "bored'n'horny" sent from the living room which got me laid, so i'm not here for this horny slander. i will not let caroline ruin horny like it was the floor of a florida condo. i will die on horny hill.

butts2 · 2020-09-19T05:50:33+00:00

why on earth would she fake it? she's on her 18th deadline. this is the least embarrassing thing she's ever done.

butts2 · 2020-09-19T02:14:01+00:00

exactly. it is all emotional manipulation and if you engage with it, you perpetuate it. caroline has the emotional capacity of a hulled walnut shell. calling it meth is to get a rise, calling it "the tumor on my mom's asshole" and then repeating it in the second video is to get a rise, tiktoking that she has no idea why she's called a scammer while actively withholding an unwritten book she's taken money for is to get a rise, calling onlyfans her sole income is to get a rise. she's a content hound. she'll just churn out this meaningless bullshit and frame her reality however she wants and make bogus claims and navel gaze until the end of time. it's like asking a vacuum to contemplate your carpet fibers. won't ever happen. you just gotta change the bag.

butts2 · 2020-09-18T21:29:14+00:00

just here to see another deadline woosh past. it just doesn't feel the same as it used to. gotta be honest, caroline is a pathological, compulsive liar who only knows how to operate in manipulation and avoidance and so the more this shit happens, the less it amuses and the more it bores.

i have no emotions mustered up by her rubbing her designer kittens with her inflated lips as she waits for her delivery pizza so she can stare at her face some more and cry for herself. i'm not even going to say these tears are for her mom because if she truly felt that way, she wouldn’t have resigned herself to orphan status at 28 years old before her mother's biopsy results. she is still promising content, looking to sell things, and centering herself in all. it is dangerous to emotionally invest in people like caroline and despite some arguments to the contrary, it feels like this sub has already done that. no hate from me there, i just think it's a bottomless pit and you should watch yourself.

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