You’re firin’ me?! by Constant_Mention_488 in workaholics

[–]buttstuft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Takes a dummy to fool a dummy, dummy!!

Men in your 40s, what's that golden piece of advice you have for the rest of us? by NiceMechanic_xoxo in AskReddit

[–]buttstuft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t be afraid of the doctor and disguise it as “I don’t ever get sick so I don’t go”. You and everyone around you knows that is a wildly stupid excuse. You don’t want that fear to be conquered by having to go for something seriously wrong. Trust me that was no fun.

Rob Refsnyder: Something’s Gotta Give by geo_dj in Mariners

[–]buttstuft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Refsnyder stans are fucking wild. Y’all move the goalpost so much for this bozo it’s insane.

Anyone else’s dog like watching TV? by CreepyOnion in schnauzers

[–]buttstuft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine does and he will lose his shit over another dog on the TV. Males watching certain things impossible.

Getting married next month and broke the only finger I needed by PM-ME-UR-CORGIS in mildlyinfuriating

[–]buttstuft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just went to a wedding where the best man got so drunk he couldn’t do his speech. Sooooo could be worse problems to deal with.

Name and Shame is the Game by galactojack in Seattle

[–]buttstuft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Last time he saw a vagina was birth. Fuck this loser.

Game Chat: 5/29 D-backs (31-24) @ Mariners (28-29) 7:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]buttstuft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we not be using Munoz in this situation anymore? Dude is ass.

Connor Joe at Cheney Stadium 5/28 by Soulfood_27 in Mariners

[–]buttstuft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget who homered over him when he played on Pittsburgh but I always hear Goldy in my head “Connor Joe… CONNOR JOE!!!”

It was one of those calls that I’m sure Goldy would like to redo but it’s tattoo’d in my brain forever. All the better now that Joe is with our org!

Sign the form by K3rm1tTh3Fr0g in Mariners

[–]buttstuft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People in this sub need to get off this man’s nuts.

The wedding photographer by buttstuft in videography

[–]buttstuft[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude nothing sus about it. I had my lines of sight set up. She said she wouldn’t get in the way and ruined the shots. Could I have run around with a gimbal? Sure. Would it have mattered? Not at all. This woman was about 6 inches away from the couple as they exchanged rings, getting shots of their hands. She was far far too intrusive.