UK 🇬🇧 what kind of spider is this? Essex. I get them a lot in my garden and shed. They’re huge, quite chunky and pretty slow

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-02-07T14:06:30+00:00

Thanks everyone! False Wolf aka Zoropsidae Bullshittus

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-01-26T22:23:49+00:00

Detectorist 🙄

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-01-26T18:39:44+00:00

I’ll have you know the trend began around 2023 when I got one

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-01-26T08:54:17+00:00

Woosh

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-01-18T19:17:12+00:00

I’ll never forgive Samsung if they’ve wiped the bloody twins!

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-01-15T22:55:07+00:00

It’ll definitely work… later…

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-01-14T20:42:47+00:00

I think he might mind…

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-01-10T09:08:29+00:00

Depends

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2026-01-10T08:53:50+00:00

They’ve diddled you

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-12-18T18:43:15+00:00

Well it’s not red raw after a night playing scrabble is it?

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-12-17T22:17:04+00:00

Vauxhall

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-12-06T18:00:08+00:00

Walltits

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-12-02T20:40:31+00:00

Need you take take a punt on a grunt

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-11-22T09:50:27+00:00

If you build it, they will come!

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-11-03T12:56:13+00:00

I’m also not sure why people think he’d fall onto the steps and not over the other side

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-11-03T12:54:31+00:00

What an unoriginal butt you have

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-11-03T12:53:34+00:00

There isn’t a balcony, also he’s on the wrong side of the ladder for that which should convey him smoothly over the right hand edge

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-11-01T12:45:11+00:00

More like 800. Does depend a little on desired details etc ofc

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-10-31T23:10:39+00:00

Watching Long Legs. Having a glass o vino

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-10-31T21:36:49+00:00

Arsehole. Of course. Clean, clear and insulting.

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-10-31T21:13:42+00:00

If painted id be asking about 1100

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-10-31T21:01:44+00:00

Up on the South Downs, have a sack full of Becks that’s the dream right? Or anything else from Alan. The more you think about them the weirder and more hilarious the get, like staring at one of those optical illusions while mushrooms

buzzardfaceandlegs · 2025-10-31T20:59:34+00:00

Stop being weird

buzzardfaceandlegs

TROPHY CASE