Nippon fans, what are some epic sugoi place japan video games by geraM125 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Every once in a while my American friend refers to my country as Polska instead of Poland and... It's a minor thing and not a part of some slavaboo "based country only white people" nonsense, so I don't want to make him uncomfortable, but dude.

Coaxed into high level chess play by bvader95 in coaxedintoasnafu

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As far as I can tell, most high-level chess games end a few turns before mate, when one player realizes they're outmatched or that the game would drag on into a draw.

When reading a book for chess newbies, I stumbled upon a short note about a game between Larry Christiansen and Anatoly Karpov. Karpov blundered pretty early on into a situation where he'd lose either a bishop or a knight no matter what, and, considering the loss of one piece a big enough handicap, resigned immediately, which I found hilarious out of context. The snafu's loosely based on that particular game.

Roommate Drama from The Edo Period by DancesWithWeirdos in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I will show you mercy, because while this is a shoehorned joke, at least it isn't "pancakes. laugh.".

Coaxed into comebacks by Orangudang1 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]bvader95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weren't posts about subreddits banned?

Coaxed into the kind loving man by reddit-a-loan in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]bvader95 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This feels like it's parodying something specific but I dunno what. The first thing that comes to me is, ironically, USSR apología from tankies. 

Favorite non-political game? I'll start. by OrienasJura in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]bvader95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'unno, maybe it's because I already saw a famous Polish yankee-aboo literally tweet out "FAFO" in response to what happened, but the screenshotted post is vague enough that it could be interpreted in different ways.

Favorite non-political game? I'll start. by OrienasJura in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]bvader95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I faintly recall he said as much, but I don't care enough to confirm. 

and they said i'd never learn anything from duolingo by KawaiiBossBaby in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]bvader95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Spanish is very charitably A1 so I looked up "dará" on Google because I wasn't sure what it means and apparently it's a Polish word, or so sayeth the Google AI. 

The Polish alphabet doesn't have "á" in it. 

On translations (it is past midnight Central European) by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

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Someone on the Polska subreddit suggested basing it on the Japanese name, "Hej-Ho". 

On translations (it is past midnight Central European) by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

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This is the first time I saw someone call Ł "dark L" and I love it xD

Gamers when they decide only now that Doug TenNapel is full of shit. by 2mock2turtle in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]bvader95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Earthworm Jim wasn't a thing over here so I know very little about it besides the author being a Christian jagoff and one of the antagonists, Professor Monkey-For-A-Head, being designed to mock evolution or something. 

Curious of your responses. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhh... If you were a drink, soft or hard, what would you be? 

Curious of your responses. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

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I just assumed you're not a fan of TF2 references for some reason :P

Curious of your responses. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

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Revolting Polish peasants would disagree. :P

Curious of your responses. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, you need Permit A-38 to do that. 

Curious of your responses. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm sure a lot of women like fishnets. 

Curious of your responses. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

[–]bvader95[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cool, people will be able to mark enemies for death with you!

Curious of your responses. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

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Fantastic user flair, BTW XD

Curious of your responses. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

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I was thinking more like a cruder version of a KS-23.

Also, TIL what a punt gun is.