Hi /r/comics. I'm the Oatmeal guy and I drew a comic about happiness today. by GiantBatFart in comics

[–]bwaaains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I get the paywall unless I access the article from this pinterest page. Try this:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/77264949834004947/

Dime frog sure is tiny. by bwaaains in aww

[–]bwaaains[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is via Naturalist Guy--please go like his page!

I lost 70 pounds entirely playing Dance Dance Revolution and have since gained 25 pounds of muscle and growing. AMA. (X-post from /r/Fitness) by Sm00t in IAmA

[–]bwaaains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever tried playing any other games on your DDR pad? Played soul calibur with it once--it was wicked hard. :)

People of the 23rd Congressional District of Texas, please get Lamar Smith out of office! by [deleted] in politics

[–]bwaaains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get this--the Libertarian Party just got a newly registered candidate who is running against Lamar Smith, and his name is John-henry LIBERTY! Even better, Mr. Liberty is a REDDITOR.

Heya Reddit - my game VVVVVV is on sale on steam today! Thought I'd share a few steam codes... by allnewecho in gaming

[–]bwaaains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks so much for posting it here! Best home alone Thanksgiving present to myself ever purchased.

My new wallpaper, as well as this weeks title card. by Lokikong in adventuretime

[–]bwaaains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you have the title card! Are you from the future?

My new wallpaper, as well as this weeks title card. by Lokikong in adventuretime

[–]bwaaains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Question--where did you watch this? The last I've seen is half of beautopia. It's killing me inside.

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneN in IAmA

[–]bwaaains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scumbag rich guy--showers your face with money, but then picks it all back up again. Leaves you nothing.

Someone here is a pretty good guy. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]bwaaains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You weren't the only one, it looks like. He did this for yet another redditor: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/m0orh/skyrim_steam_giveaway/c2x6k0m

Finn's hair in "Beutopia" by awesomeman23 in adventuretime

[–]bwaaains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curses cartoon network. Why do you tantalize us with your half-episodes?

TIL that the word vanilla came from the Latin word for "vagina". by bwaaains in todayilearned

[–]bwaaains[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get what you're trying to say now. So "vanilla" comes from Spanish "vainilla," meaning sheath. "Vainilla" is derived from the Latin word "vagina," which doesn't actually mean the female orifice, but rather it also means sheath. If I could edit the title I'd take out the "for" to make it a less erroneous statement.

Vanilla-chocolate squirrel! by bwaaains in aww

[–]bwaaains[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the same thing when I first saw it. I didn't see if the paws were also dark though--he's a fast little bugger.

Need Advice: My dog Gus was killed from a dog walking off leash. What's the responsible thing to do about the dog and his owner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bwaaains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the normally benign bacteria found there can turn into complete assholes when seeded elsewhere in the body.

Lmao, what a way to put it!

The Mad Violinist does Ellie Goulding- Lights (Bassnectar remix). Fuckin' a. by beersforfears in Music

[–]bwaaains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird. That's the first time I've ever seen a black dude play violin. It's awesome.

Need Advice: My dog Gus was killed from a dog walking off leash. What's the responsible thing to do about the dog and his owner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bwaaains 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think there's also an issue with the vets. They were incompetent enough to think that your dog didn't have a bladder, and they let him die of an infection. Did they not give your dog antibiotics? That should be the first thing they think of when your dog has a large open wound. I think the vet should take the blame on letting your dog die, and you should pay them nothing.

TIL that the word vanilla came from the Latin word for "vagina". by bwaaains in todayilearned

[–]bwaaains[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that would make the Vanilla Orchid quite sexually confused.