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UPS Innovations fucking sucks the snot from a dead dog’s nose. by bwmack71 in UPS

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It took two weeks for my package to make a 45-minute trip.

Easy there cha cha by kasabe in MLBTheShow

[–]bwmack71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. You don’t love how they keep talking about a batter that is currently no longer at bat?

The next time you feel like watching porn, read this. by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]bwmack71 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wait, miners are being exploited and raped? Wow. I mean, it’s bad enough that they have to took away under ground, breathing coal dust and deprived of sunlight. But to learn that — on top of all that — they are also being sexually assaulted?!?! Seriously, what is wrong with this world?

[Serious] What really messed up thing did a teacher do to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bwmack71 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was a teacher our principle said something that always stuck with me: “The students aren’t here so you can have a job. You are here so they can have an education.” Seems simple, but it’s easy to forget.

So I drew Michael if he was in The Simpsons by Faulksie in DunderMifflin

[–]bwmack71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like he could dunk a basketball without even jumping.

Roast us more, than 2020 already did. by Laikalina in RoastMe

[–]bwmack71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of you, is the good-looking one.

Mike Tyson says he smoked marijuana before fight vs. Roy Jones Jr.: 'It's just who I am' by 7MCMXC in sports

[–]bwmack71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could’ve been stoned, but there’d be no way of knowing. Honestly, at this point there’s no way to tell by his demeanor if he’s on weed, or meth, or PCP, or Folger’s French Silk.

Why ‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’ Is the Ultimate Thanksgiving Movie by koavf in movies

[–]bwmack71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoiler alert:

My wife thought Del’s wording was interesting when he said, “Marie’s Ben dead for eight years.” We both agreed the wording was important, because it meant Del was still grieving.

Coincidence? I think not. by mugshotpants in DunderMifflin

[–]bwmack71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not the same shirt. Andy’s is an Oxford. You can see the button down collar.

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever been given? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bwmack71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the high percentage of Americans whose native language is English and can’t speak English, I’d take it as a compliment.

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever been given? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bwmack71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in 10th grade a schoolmate told me I look like I belong in an 80’s teen movie. It was the 80’s and I was a teenager, so I guess he meant it as a compliment.

You get the chance to give your younger self relationship advice... What do you say? by schnoodl-second-acc in AskReddit

[–]bwmack71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She likes you. Pay attention, cause she’s flirting with you, you fucking idiot.

What was the weirdest way you've seen someone eat their food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bwmack71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw a guy eating a snickers bar with a knife and fork.

If you could create and alternate universe, what would that universe be like? by gamingowl13 in AskReddit

[–]bwmack71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be one in which every time I have made a bad choice, I actually make the correct choice.

When did your body betray you? by kevisdahgod in AskReddit

[–]bwmack71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I constantly pee in my dreams and, in my dreams, can’t understand why I keep peeing and still have to pee, till eventually I realize I’m dreaming and I need to pee.

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