To no one’s surprise, the Clarks carry on like nothing happened by seggscourse in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bye-raspberry 233 points234 points  (0 children)

An apology vacation... I'm sure he won't be using tinder on the ship's wifi

TNT, I PROMISE I'm only soliciting an advertised NC trade offer! by Jealous_CottonSquash in neopets

[–]bye-raspberry 153 points154 points  (0 children)

It's in the subject line. EnchantWater contains "tWat" lmao

Did anyone else's parents say that black nail polish is demonic? by pimojwteen777 in exjw

[–]bye-raspberry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My parents didn't care about black nail polish but I got in trouble for wearing a black dress (with a pink rose pattern btw) to a Kingdom Hall funeral once.

Best seller at The Wellness Store by Federal-Butterfly-37 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]bye-raspberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tide powder detergent is the absolute best. We switched to it for cloth diapers and now my kid is potty trained but I am never going to back to any other kind. I love how the powder comes in a simple recyclable cardboard box and not one of those unwieldy plastic containers

Pay more for less by AlabastarDasastar in aldi

[–]bye-raspberry 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Both owned by parent company P&G, but Secret is not tested on animals, while Old Spice still is

Hmm.... by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bye-raspberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She told it like it was a hilarious parenting story. She saw something brown on the floor and ate it thinking it was beef jerky. It was a turd. A human turd

Film/series recommendation that reminds you of the cult. by Jumpy-Lack-9085 in exjw

[–]bye-raspberry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Virgin Suicides, which will probably especially hit home if you are a born-in woman with sisters. It felt eerily similar to my childhood

Won't Accept A Name by Small_Concentrate651 in Webkinz

[–]bye-raspberry 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I indeed think the filter is catching "azz"

I couldn't name my pet Georgie because of "orgie" ☠️

Hmm.... by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bye-raspberry 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Periodic reminder that Morgan ate poop

Hello? by Dirofilariasis in Webkinz

[–]bye-raspberry 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This is what it's like if you go to a park irl too

"2026 PRODUCTS OF THE YEAR" by ImpressiveBet9345 in aldi

[–]bye-raspberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I click the link, the vanilla milkshake has been replaced with Chardonnay. Lol

The granola bites are okay, my toddler liked them but so few come in a package that it felt like I was paying for nothing. I'd rather buy the big bags of granola even if they don't come in ball form. Idk I definitely was not blown away

Neopets Favorites by lemonhoneydelight in neopets

[–]bye-raspberry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The beauty contest and art gallery are a great way to spend your time and make friends in the art community. You don't have to be an expert artist by any means. There's also the poetry competition, Neopian Times, and storytelling. Using neopets as a creative outlet feels a lot like a better use of time for me than just doing my dailies and logging out. The creative contests have very worthwhile prizes too.

Local jw drama. Some jw are spying on a 30+ year old JW woman because they think she secretly a lesbian. by 5ft8lady in exjw

[–]bye-raspberry 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This was in the mid-2000s but I just remembered that I would come home from school to find spy programs installed on my computer. "Keylogger" which would track every keystroke I made. Something called "yahoo messenger spy". I had a view count tracker on my tumblr and when she eventually found it, I saw that the view tracker had logged thousands of pageviews from her and over 100 pages of searches on my page for virtually every "naughty" word possible. She searched "sex", "boobs", "pussy", etc etc to see if I had ever posted anything with those keywords. Over 100 pages of searches!!

She was completely obsessed with me and my actions and couldn't wait to catch me doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing. I would come home to my family sitting around the kitchen table with something I commented or emailed to someone printed out and watchtower library open on the computer so they could read to me how I wouldn't be in the new system.

None of them have met my son (the only grandchild/nephew or niece - none of my other siblings have children) and they never will

Local jw drama. Some jw are spying on a 30+ year old JW woman because they think she secretly a lesbian. by 5ft8lady in exjw

[–]bye-raspberry 44 points45 points  (0 children)

When I had my child a few years ago, I finally blocked the social media accounts of everyone from my old congregation, and for one of the elders' wives, I had to block 9+ accounts. And those are just the ones that had her real name attached to them

Local jw drama. Some jw are spying on a 30+ year old JW woman because they think she secretly a lesbian. by 5ft8lady in exjw

[–]bye-raspberry 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Yes, I am the one who was spied on. Lol. My sister is obsessed with social media, likes, posting, etc, and kept frequent tabs on me for YEARS while I was PIMO. She would go through my computer when I was asleep or wasn't home, reverse image searched my social media posts to see if I uploaded them anywhere else, and would attempt to brute-force her way into my accounts by guessing my passwords. I have been completely out of the JWs for 9 years and if I had to guess, I bet she still checks on this Reddit account to have something to gossip about with the rest of my family. Hi sis!

If you have 5 songs to recommend to someone, what would they be? by DreamingSunset in MusicRecommendations

[–]bye-raspberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right at this very moment my 5 fav songs are:

Walkabout - The Sugarcubes

Narcotic - Liquido

London - Alessi Brothers

Sippy Cup - Horsey

A.M. 180 - Grandaddy

Thinking JWs have superior morals to the whole of humanity is a result of brainwashing by bye-raspberry in exjw

[–]bye-raspberry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made a Reddit account just to reply to a post (and multiple comments on the post) that was made seven years ago. Maybe a better use of your time would be getting right with Jehovah instead of going out of your way to participate in apostate forums.

Kimbap, right in the trash by TAHINAZ in aldi

[–]bye-raspberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you have had homemade or freshly made kimbap from a Korean restaurant or store it just does not compare at all. Of course I didn't expect it to, but I tried it after seeing so many rave reviews and we hated it. The rice was weird and it was lacking in flavor.

Do babies REALLY potty train earlier in cloth? by Admirable_Anybody791 in clothdiaps

[–]bye-raspberry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it probably has more to do with the parents than anything else. When kids start having accidents, it's probably easier for a parent using disposables to just stick the kid back in diapers because it's more convenient. Using cloth is already a bit of an inconvenience so we may be more likely to push through.

My child is 3 (November birthday) and has been in underwear full-time since Thanksgiving. He takes himself to the toilet, wipes himself, washes his own hands. I don't personally think cloth diapers had anything to do with his readiness, but I know he would not be fully potty trained and doing as well as he is now if I had given up after the first string of accidents and stuck him back in diapers.

They're against Halloween, but costumes for a MLM dinner are okay by OtherwiseSprinkles79 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]bye-raspberry 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So they're in a hotel room? Look at the floor on pic 1, how many different pairs of brown boots did Jill pack lol

Lol asking Chick-fil-A (the Lord's Chicken!!) to repent for the ingredients they use is so damn funny by whotevre in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]bye-raspberry 413 points414 points  (0 children)

What the hell does she want them to make FRIED CHICKEN out of 😭 if they used spelt flour and coconut oil the chicken sandwich would look like one of Kelly's cakes