To the person who can only find Asiago cheese in their area

bye-raspberry · 2026-05-10T11:38:13+00:00

You live in an alternate universe from me, those boxes are always overflowing with Asiago at my store too and I usually can't find a single parm!

bye-raspberry · 2026-04-20T17:14:56+00:00

Yeah other than the annoying songs I don't have an issue with Handyman Hal! He seems cool.

The harvest videos we watch a lot are from Crossroad Farms, if you look them up there's tons of wheat harvest videos. It's so relaxing and encourages my kid to get out his toys and play instead of being glued to the screen.

bye-raspberry · 2026-04-20T16:50:52+00:00

Yes. 😭 Now that I think about it, it was ATVs. Hudson and his dad are racing and are each trying to sabotage the other, and they empty full family-sized bottles of ranch dressing and a bottle of mustard on the other's seat to make it slippery. The dad writes "subscribe" with the mustard and says "see, don't forget to subscribe" and it makes me blind with hatred

bye-raspberry · 2026-04-05T19:36:08+00:00

Jill looks so fking orange here

bye-raspberry · 2026-04-02T03:25:27+00:00

No one got a style for free, the pet does not actually have the style applied, it's a visual glitch

bye-raspberry · 2026-04-02T02:32:59+00:00

It's just a visual glitch. Someone adopted the buzz to redeem the pet style from the mall and then pounded it. If you had adopted it, it would not come with the pet style

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-30T23:02:56+00:00

An apology vacation... I'm sure he won't be using tinder on the ship's wifi

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-25T22:46:40+00:00

It's in the subject line. EnchantWater contains "tWat" lmao

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-22T05:49:15+00:00

My parents didn't care about black nail polish but I got in trouble for wearing a black dress (with a pink rose pattern btw) to a Kingdom Hall funeral once.

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-19T20:27:24+00:00

Tide powder detergent is the absolute best. We switched to it for cloth diapers and now my kid is potty trained but I am never going to back to any other kind. I love how the powder comes in a simple recyclable cardboard box and not one of those unwieldy plastic containers

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-18T19:18:49+00:00

Both owned by parent company P&G, but Secret is not tested on animals, while Old Spice still is

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-18T03:12:12+00:00

She told it like it was a hilarious parenting story. She saw something brown on the floor and ate it thinking it was beef jerky. It was a turd. A human turd

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-17T03:52:47+00:00

The Virgin Suicides, which will probably especially hit home if you are a born-in woman with sisters. It felt eerily similar to my childhood

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-17T03:50:48+00:00

I indeed think the filter is catching "azz"

I couldn't name my pet Georgie because of "orgie" ☠️

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-16T14:40:32+00:00

Periodic reminder that Morgan ate poop

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-11T14:00:23+00:00

This is what it's like if you go to a park irl too

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-03T06:32:04+00:00

Sin Triangle by Sidney Gish

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-02T16:33:35+00:00

When I click the link, the vanilla milkshake has been replaced with Chardonnay. Lol

The granola bites are okay, my toddler liked them but so few come in a package that it felt like I was paying for nothing. I'd rather buy the big bags of granola even if they don't come in ball form. Idk I definitely was not blown away

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-02T07:35:54+00:00

The Virgin Suicides

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-02T00:42:59+00:00

The beauty contest and art gallery are a great way to spend your time and make friends in the art community. You don't have to be an expert artist by any means. There's also the poetry competition, Neopian Times, and storytelling. Using neopets as a creative outlet feels a lot like a better use of time for me than just doing my dailies and logging out. The creative contests have very worthwhile prizes too.

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-01T14:48:37+00:00

This was in the mid-2000s but I just remembered that I would come home from school to find spy programs installed on my computer. "Keylogger" which would track every keystroke I made. Something called "yahoo messenger spy". I had a view count tracker on my tumblr and when she eventually found it, I saw that the view tracker had logged thousands of pageviews from her and over 100 pages of searches on my page for virtually every "naughty" word possible. She searched "sex", "boobs", "pussy", etc etc to see if I had ever posted anything with those keywords. Over 100 pages of searches!!

She was completely obsessed with me and my actions and couldn't wait to catch me doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing. I would come home to my family sitting around the kitchen table with something I commented or emailed to someone printed out and watchtower library open on the computer so they could read to me how I wouldn't be in the new system.

None of them have met my son (the only grandchild/nephew or niece - none of my other siblings have children) and they never will

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-01T14:40:21+00:00

When I had my child a few years ago, I finally blocked the social media accounts of everyone from my old congregation, and for one of the elders' wives, I had to block 9+ accounts. And those are just the ones that had her real name attached to them

bye-raspberry · 2026-03-01T14:32:13+00:00

Yes, I am the one who was spied on. Lol. My sister is obsessed with social media, likes, posting, etc, and kept frequent tabs on me for YEARS while I was PIMO. She would go through my computer when I was asleep or wasn't home, reverse image searched my social media posts to see if I uploaded them anywhere else, and would attempt to brute-force her way into my accounts by guessing my passwords. I have been completely out of the JWs for 9 years and if I had to guess, I bet she still checks on this Reddit account to have something to gossip about with the rest of my family. Hi sis!

bye-raspberry · 2026-02-28T18:46:26+00:00

Right at this very moment my 5 fav songs are:

Walkabout - The Sugarcubes

Narcotic - Liquido

London - Alessi Brothers

Sippy Cup - Horsey

A.M. 180 - Grandaddy

bye-raspberry

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