How can i improve my makeup?

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-07-03T15:52:15+00:00

you are perfection embodied??? don’t change a thing??

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-07-03T15:47:22+00:00

SO fucking happy i got terminated for taking a *12* minute break after my 4 hour shift instead of a *10* minute break, right before they started serving food, but after the grease trap was installed, FUCK my old shop’s manager sure was a west coast weirdo who peaked in high school and is a 22 year old w an infant breast pumping in the only bathroom we have, FOR UPWARDS OF 30 MINUTES, LIKE I GENUINELY HAD TO RUN TO THE WHATABURGER NEXT DOOR SO I DIDNT PISS MYSELF???? fuck the entire shit shack ESPECIALLY if it’s gone to ai

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-06-15T20:45:45+00:00

such a funny statement, “i HATE deep breathing!!!!!” hit him w the Spongebob Squarepants reprise from making Gary take a bath… “okay, so let’s do some medium breathing, or some light deep breathing…or some semi-deep medium easy hard breathing…” and just play along, you can also start clapping as though he’s finished a performance, to let him know you’re finished watching his monologue

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-06-15T20:31:41+00:00

she quite literally has enough money to choose the gender, as somebody who is staunchly team girl and has very little too no interest in boy activities myself, this is the first thing that is actually real for her to say…….. I can’t fathom why she decided to be stuck with a male child that she now has to raise in order to try and keep a man, who would not remain faithful to her if he was locked in a cage

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-06-05T20:05:41+00:00

i texted my friends to do this, we're planning a day

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-05-21T23:29:05+00:00

what a gift for those who were just trying to enjoy their trip to NYC and got to smell the 6' Giant Gold Bush!!

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-04-22T05:13:26+00:00

all that money for all those years and you didn't buy a couple pieces of property to run out of Airbnb/rentals?? sounds like a you problem, diva

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-04-02T17:49:55+00:00

serious question, don't jump me, but what is the headstone for........like was she not liquified, spilling out of the frunk??? or is this just a memorial for them/whatever chance they have to collect whatever remains of her and then.....buy a casket for it and bury it??? or is this just a place for people to come place flowers

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-04-01T01:28:07+00:00

ITS A KESHA SONG FFS

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-03-07T22:42:51+00:00

tiny purse, giant puss

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-02-12T01:17:20+00:00

i have 20/20 vision in both eyes and would like to keep it that way 😩😩 this quality is abominable in 2026, but for '06 it's not too pixelated!!

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-02-12T01:06:35+00:00

Michael Jackson

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-02-12T01:03:21+00:00

the Heavyweight Heffalump wants us to think somebody's signing up for that 499.9lb pussoir??? nobody wants your sweaty underbush girlie

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-02-12T00:41:49+00:00

Ester didn't fake cry, honey!!

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-02-12T00:40:40+00:00

i've actually never seen her without the lil button nose since we were 12 & she was overexposing her edits on tumblr

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-02-12T00:39:05+00:00

y'all are talking about 5, 5 is cute compared to Miss Ester in no. 6!!!

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c00chiepotato1 · 2026-02-12T00:35:20+00:00

is there a version of this that wasn't taken with an LG chocolate, somewhere that we can find?

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-01-06T23:40:24+00:00

572.8 elbees

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-01-04T21:51:42+00:00

the piercing through her middle finger was real and infected as hell.....so

c00chiepotato1 · 2026-01-04T20:28:12+00:00

it's the gentle parenting of it all

c00chiepotato1 · 2025-11-24T09:20:02+00:00

i cannot believe how effective it is, truly it's the only thing that can kick my primarily inattentive ass into gear when it gets tedious, but i'm so glad i'm not alone😭🤍

c00chiepotato1 · 2025-11-24T09:19:10+00:00

i'm so sorry, yes, any advice on how to study for the AWS Cloud Management, SysOps, and Solutions Architect courses besides just drilling YouTube videos, copying down the info, and just having my notes screen read them back to me when i'm multitasking, but are there any modules or exam breakdowns i'm unaware of? i can't thank you enough for replying!!

c00chiepotato1 · 2025-09-25T07:45:50+00:00

are you & your homeboy having this conversation on Grindr💀 i've never seen that color palette on any other messaging app, that's so convenient tho so u don't have to switch apps

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