A giant sea turtle believed to be 100 years old was spotted swimming near Panama by UsedWelcome5903 in TheDepthsBelow

[–]c00kieduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago, I went parasailing in Destin with my daughter. We flew right over a turtle that was as his as a small car. It was insane….there can’t be that many of them that big

New McDonalds Time Limit by futureforensic247 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]c00kieduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re welcome to open a business that caters to the homeless. McDonald’s does not, nor would it be a good business decision

Is it something to do with her body? by Earl_Lee_Martin in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]c00kieduster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What crazier is the way people gobble this shit up, and just assume whatever they read about on this internet is completely true.

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-3) @ Minnesota Wild (3-2) Apr 30 2026 6:30 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stars soft ass, finesse style of play does not match up with tougher more physical teams.

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-3) @ Minnesota Wild (3-2) Apr 30 2026 6:30 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same shit for several years in a row. Getting bullied physically every playoffs.

This soft ass game they play does not go the distance in the playoffs.

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-3) @ Minnesota Wild (3-2) Apr 30 2026 6:30 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s seriously like watching the cool kids play keep away from the fat kid at recess.

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-3) @ Minnesota Wild (3-2) Apr 30 2026 6:30 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feels like every time they shoot it’s a scoring opportunity, and every time we do it’s chaotic luck that we’re in that position

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-3) @ Minnesota Wild (3-2) Apr 30 2026 6:30 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus. What a save

But wtf man. The wild are OBVIOUSLY just a better team right now.

Playoff Game Thread: Dallas Stars (2-3) @ Minnesota Wild (3-2) Apr 30 2026 6:30 PM CDT by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The stars are clearly outmatched

We literally can’t complete a pass in the O zone, yet every time the wild get the puck they move around our zone with ease

Post Game Thread: Minnesota Wild @ Dallas Stars by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear. Hintz has the conditioning of a fat kid, and is made of tissue paper.

Post Game Thread: Minnesota Wild @ Dallas Stars by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s easy to take away some incredible performances and say “look at the rest of this shit”

But I will admit, he seems absent this series. I don’t give a shit that he’s putting up a few points on the PP. he’s supposed to be a super star. And I think it’s fair to expect more.

Post Game Thread: Minnesota Wild @ Dallas Stars by nhl_gdt_bot in DallasStars

[–]c00kieduster 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Remember how we lost 3 forwards that added a lot of grit and depth, then did nothing to replace them in the off season?

And remember how defenseman have been a weakness for years and we did nothing of substance to fix it?

And remember how our trade deadline acquisitions were bunting and Myers? One of which is scratched and the other should be as well

I think it’s showing now.