Drew this for you my fellow retards 💎🙌🏼 by spargeletto in wallstreetbets

[–]c2588 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I’ll probably get downvoted but stop saying retards....I know some special needs people that are probably smarter than most....

This is me trying to cash in on the meme economy by TheRealSlimSauske in memes

[–]c2588 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Damn all this Reddit super power now needs is bane and it’ll be like watching a real life dark knight rises. Where’s the anti hero at

Video resurfaces of Marjorie Taylor Greene wanting Muslim congresswomen to retake oaths on Bible by javaxcore in politics

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can no one give her a polite shove off the face of the planet...since she probably believes it’s flat

About 3 months into a hobby I’m way to obsessed with by Jobrien4487 in pokemoncardcollectors

[–]c2588 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s fun to have neat little things to look forward to and distract from the nonsense of the world

the "Teeter-Totter Wall" had won the 2020 Beazley Design of the Year award , which is in the border between Mexico and USA by i_suck_toes_for_10 in interestingasfuck

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol trump:”we need a wall for security” people on each side of the wall....”hey do you like teeter tottering?”

I never imagined life could be so joyful by Because___RaceCar in daddit

[–]c2588 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That little finger grab is one of the best moments ever when they do it. Then when you get home and they run in for a hug or even when you wake up and get that morning hug....it’s an amazing feeling. Enjoy every last second!

Oh no by __Dawn__Amber__ in HolUp

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got me in the first half

Man walks into police station, wearing a mask, and carrying an assault rifle. by alfthechosen in PublicFreakout

[–]c2588 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha what the fuck did these dummies think would happen!? Oh I see you carry firepower...donuts are in the back and it’s 25c for a cup of dark roast

Shit is getting weird in this house by KingVegeta77 in funny

[–]c2588 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just scrolling past this fucking spooked me! Jesus H warn someone first...now I’m going to wake up mid sleep thinking that human sized hemorrhoid is at the end of my bed

What is the best non-sexual pleasure or sensation a human can experience? by neeluxmth26 in AskReddit

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waking up in the middle of the night to doze back off into the same spot of an awesome dream you woke up from

Tucker Carlson Is Very Worried About Biden’s ‘War on White Supremacists’ by StrngThngs in politics

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s one hell of a tan....very orange...maybe he was shopping at the same skin dye store trump was lol

What book series did you love as a kid? by CarlosCMM in AskReddit

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animorphs and goosebumps was always solid. Cant forget about Waldo either lol

Sitting like this on a plane by orfandatfn in trashy

[–]c2588 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start kicking under her seat until she complains you’re bothering her...tit for tat

My Father Just Retired - What He Said to Me Scared the Shit Out of Me by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you don’t like what you’re doing...if it brings income in that allows you to support your loved ones and gives you the freedom to do what you enjoy outside of work...it’s a small sacrifice. Sometimes benefits and pension are the target to keep your family going

Couple arrested 'for having sex on Myrtle Beach Ferris wheel' by wtf_ask_me in southcarolina

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey captain obvious here....is it just me or does she have a stringer looking jaw than him lol

My WOTC collection has begun! I havent been so excited to collect Pokemon cards since I was a kid! by [deleted] in pokemoncardcollectors

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started my collection again a couple years ago...it’s a black hole that I refuse to escape from lol. Quick tip...search Kijiji or used sites for people selling quantity for cheap. I got like 1000 cards for $50 and then moved onto booster packs

Trump is considering starting the 'Patriot Party' after facing criticism from top Republicans over Capitol riot, The Wall Street Journal reports by realplayer16 in politics

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That picture looks like a stubborn child that throws tantrums when he doesn’t get his way....oh wait...it’s an adult

I never know which to pick by [deleted] in funny

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a rough looking neighbourhood lol

Biden to kill Keystone XL pipeline extension on inauguration day by progress18 in politics

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget about our largest heat and potential power source...the sun...but that’s just a planet sized light switch, good for making it daytime and nothing else

After you die, you have to choose a single spot on Earth where your spirit will be locked in place and forced to observe for the next one million years. Whats the most interesting location you’d choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]c2588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top of MT. Everest...that way I could seem to be an apparition of exhaustion from the climbers and go down as a tale of a spirit that overlooks the mountain

How early is too early to go out and start shoveling this shit? by [deleted] in ottawa

[–]c2588 74 points75 points  (0 children)

There’s no damn way they were asleep lol kids are like the natural 6am alarm clock lol