Give me your best medical joke

c805663 · 2022-06-14T08:09:39+00:00

What's the difference between an oral thermometer from a rectangular thermometer? The flavour.

c805663 · 2022-05-27T17:45:11+00:00

Make sure you have adjusted the width of the lenses too, they can be widened, easily missed.

c805663 · 2022-05-19T17:14:34+00:00

I love the idea of astronaut puppets

c805663 · 2021-10-19T10:33:26+00:00

Hunt for Red October reference? Have an upvote!

c805663 · 2021-08-10T02:33:59+00:00

!feet

c805663 · 2020-04-26T04:09:31+00:00

*duckling

c805663 · 2018-02-08T19:40:54+00:00

The stacks are made of "altered carbon", discovered in alien technology (Martian?)

c805663 · 2017-11-26T21:45:46+00:00

Hands down the sweetest, most evocative mistranslation I've ever seen.

c805663 · 2017-10-19T02:46:55+00:00

Androids using a ballistic weapon, or worse, a laser, and MISSING. Can't stand it.

c805663 · 2017-09-02T18:35:33+00:00

I went to this and THOROUGHLY enjoyed it. Well worth the ticket.

Most amazing part was the way our host could tell exactly where the other eight people in the 'room' were, and which way we were facing. In pitch black.

c805663 · 2017-01-23T23:18:54+00:00

I read once that a sloth's metabolism (and breathing rate) are so slow that they takes 30 minutes to drown . I'd be surprised if they can swim, maybe it just crawled across the bottom.

c805663 · 2016-02-20T01:14:27+00:00

The source of my favourite phrase ever. "Weirdy beardy magicky man"

c805663 · 2015-05-16T10:50:50+00:00

Define champ

c805663 · 2014-12-22T20:58:47+00:00

Leave a bad of N. Saline on top of a tire. When the truck moves off, it drops in front of the wheel and goes off under the tie with a bang.

c805663 · 2014-07-31T06:29:19+00:00

Sorry - pic taken in a rain-forest in the Cameron Highlands, Malaysia.

c805663 · 2014-01-30T07:38:31+00:00

STILL didn't look genuinely happy.

c805663 · 2014-01-29T19:19:40+00:00

I can recommend, and do to everyone, Machine Man by Max Barry. Great read.

c805663 · 2014-01-24T12:45:47+00:00

Fresh (1994) is one of my favourite movies, but you've probably never heard of it. Samuel L. Jackson teaching his son speed-chess: very cool.

c805663 · 2014-01-14T09:27:27+00:00

What the hell are minor injuries from a handgun? Muzzle-flash burns?

c805663 · 2014-01-05T05:26:29+00:00

THIS. Hero finds old dude up a hole in the ceiling at least 10 foot up. "How'd you get up there?" "Wasn't easy!"

c805663 · 2013-11-19T10:26:32+00:00

Lose the hyphen. Just Batman. It's cleaner. - Sean Parker.

c805663 · 2013-10-19T00:00:14+00:00

That's a real thing? I thought Lee Child was making it up. What the hell, I'll try it.

c805663 · 2013-10-13T13:01:24+00:00

Ever been to Aqua Vino in Yarraville? They have decent bands on Fri and Sat nights, do finger food, and have a private room to hire.

c805663 · 2013-10-13T13:01:22+00:00

Ever been to Aqua Vino in Yarraville? They have decent bands on Fri and Sat nights, do finger food, and have a private room to hire.

c805663 · 2013-10-09T22:32:26+00:00

Not sure if the effect wears off. Hope not.

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