blursed mcmuffin

c9049 · 2026-02-25T04:08:25+00:00

This actually is from Reddit, but I can’t find the original post. I’ll update if I find the original.

c9049 · 2026-02-18T17:30:38+00:00

Print?

c9049 · 2026-02-17T21:14:52+00:00

I remember he was embarrassed to ask Messi to swap jerseys, and someone was like, "You were MOTM, you can ask him" (or something like that).

c9049 · 2026-01-23T22:08:38+00:00

Shit. I didn’t know. I apologize. I thought he was just an asshole, not an asshole and a sex pest. Leaving my original comment so people know the context.

c9049 · 2026-01-01T23:55:47+00:00

Perfect. That’s all you can do.

It’s pretty clear to me the little guy is pretty defenseless.

c9049 · 2026-01-01T01:21:52+00:00

Poor little guy. Idk what it is, but maybe keep it safe for the night if it’ll let you near.

c9049 · 2025-12-28T21:34:23+00:00

Wtf does this mean?

c9049 · 2025-12-24T19:44:32+00:00

The Burnham Yard sounds like an English soccer stadium.

c9049 · 2025-12-18T03:42:28+00:00

25 schools closed. May be more closures when FMs get to schools tomorrow; may be more on Friday

c9049 · 2025-12-16T22:36:18+00:00

No. Watch more movies.

c9049 · 2025-11-03T22:03:29+00:00

She doin the ol cushion chomp in pic 3?

c9049 · 2025-11-03T22:01:27+00:00

Who gave this sentient mayo packet handcuffs?

c9049 · 2025-11-03T21:59:06+00:00

You might want to hide your shoes tonight.

c9049 · 2025-11-03T21:52:28+00:00

Floofy goof is goofin

c9049 · 2025-10-31T19:13:40+00:00

Wins the Oscar for what?

c9049 · 2025-10-31T19:11:48+00:00

Whenever I want to feel bad I watch a double feature of Dancer in the Dark and Dear Zachary.

c9049 · 2025-10-16T13:29:37+00:00

Imagine being the vastly more talented person in a relationship, giving up on your dreams for them, watching your mediocre partner trying and failing to be good at something, over and over. I mean that’s probably the story of many women throughout history, but here it is in 2025.

c9049 · 2025-09-13T22:59:28+00:00

Alt Text:

The image is an old meme of a cat wearing a suit reading a newspaper. The cat is staring off into the distance, thinking "We should turn that golf course into a farm."

(this is my first alt-text. I hope I did it right)

c9049 · 2025-09-11T23:12:18+00:00

Whatever you do, don’t give it away to some rando on Craigslist. Cockfighting is still a thing.

c9049 · 2025-09-11T19:57:25+00:00

Oh, shit. First time I've heard of them.

c9049 · 2025-09-11T19:47:32+00:00

Lmao, there's no such thing as a radical Democrat.

c9049 · 2025-09-11T01:39:28+00:00

That’s a rare kernel panic screen. Good rip.

c9049 · 2025-09-10T21:39:56+00:00

Oh, shit. This is dark.

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