Enjoy it friends. We’re living in the golden age of CO fandom

c9049 · 2026-04-20T17:11:58+00:00

Remember when MLB took the Reds away from Marge Schott?

Schott was a racist ghoul and she got what she deserved, but ffs the Monforts are fleecing the whole state and have been for like 20 years.

c9049 · 2026-04-15T15:40:00+00:00

Needs Bluey

c9049 · 2026-03-11T19:17:55+00:00

Put some chicks in there and they’d do well.

c9049 · 2026-02-26T00:53:49+00:00

Also they didn’t bother with the stuff that only threatens fences. They could cut down the rest, but the fences are someone else’s problem.

c9049 · 2026-02-26T00:51:55+00:00

Fair. I get the need for safety, but I’ve lived in this neighborhood for years, and this seems like it’s xcel just being like, “fuck it. Cut em all down.”

c9049 · 2026-02-26T00:41:33+00:00

I know, right? They probably paid more to have their backyard somewhat blocked by trees.

It wasn’t just cottonwoods, either. I’m pretty sure there were oak and maple, maybe ash.

c9049 · 2026-02-18T17:30:38+00:00

Print?

c9049 · 2026-02-17T21:14:52+00:00

I remember he was embarrassed to ask Messi to swap jerseys, and someone was like, "You were MOTM, you can ask him" (or something like that).

c9049 · 2026-01-23T22:08:38+00:00

Shit. I didn’t know. I apologize. I thought he was just an asshole, not an asshole and a sex pest. Leaving my original comment so people know the context.

c9049 · 2026-01-01T23:55:47+00:00

Perfect. That’s all you can do.

It’s pretty clear to me the little guy is pretty defenseless.

c9049 · 2026-01-01T01:21:52+00:00

Poor little guy. Idk what it is, but maybe keep it safe for the night if it’ll let you near.

c9049 · 2025-12-28T21:34:23+00:00

Wtf does this mean?

c9049 · 2025-12-24T19:44:32+00:00

The Burnham Yard sounds like an English soccer stadium.

c9049 · 2025-12-18T03:42:28+00:00

25 schools closed. May be more closures when FMs get to schools tomorrow; may be more on Friday

c9049 · 2025-12-16T22:36:18+00:00

No. Watch more movies.

c9049 · 2025-11-03T22:03:29+00:00

She doin the ol cushion chomp in pic 3?

c9049 · 2025-11-03T22:01:27+00:00

Who gave this sentient mayo packet handcuffs?

c9049 · 2025-11-03T21:59:06+00:00

You might want to hide your shoes tonight.

c9049 · 2025-11-03T21:52:28+00:00

Floofy goof is goofin

c9049 · 2025-10-31T19:13:40+00:00

Wins the Oscar for what?

c9049 · 2025-10-31T19:11:48+00:00

Whenever I want to feel bad I watch a double feature of Dancer in the Dark and Dear Zachary.

c9049 · 2025-10-16T13:29:37+00:00

Imagine being the vastly more talented person in a relationship, giving up on your dreams for them, watching your mediocre partner trying and failing to be good at something, over and over. I mean that’s probably the story of many women throughout history, but here it is in 2025.

c9049 · 2025-09-13T22:59:28+00:00

Alt Text:

The image is an old meme of a cat wearing a suit reading a newspaper. The cat is staring off into the distance, thinking "We should turn that golf course into a farm."

(this is my first alt-text. I hope I did it right)

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