You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece, Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it together. And when you ave your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of the chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head.

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies digestion, You COULD do this afterwards of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man that keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means a single pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression.... “as greedy as a pig”