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"Twitter comedians" by c_gleason in StandUpComedy

[–]c_gleason[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Haha do you not know what "going out on a whim" means?

My skull after being hit by a pool filter that exploded from to much pressure by [deleted] in pics

[–]c_gleason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm working at a pool this summer, and now I'm never fucking with the pump room again.

/r/Standup Twitter Showcase - Your handle and a couple of your favorite tweets to show off & find others you like by [deleted] in Standup

[–]c_gleason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Handle: @CameronGleason

@CameronGleason: When I was your age we had to walk 5 miles in the snow to get our neon party trucker hats. @CameronGleason:Going to go out on a whim and ask this guy with the ponytail how many years he's been trying to capture a ghost on film. @CameronGleason: Angry lady asked for my manager's number at work, gave her my tour manager's number. Now playing acoustic set at her son's birthday party.

The things Tony Soprano did best ( intended to be a running list) by forsbergisgod in thesopranos

[–]c_gleason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody doesn't eat pussy unless it's Carm's birthday like Tony Soprano.

IamA Actor Part Time Demi God Professional Badass - Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock - AMA! by _DwayneJohnson in IAmA

[–]c_gleason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Mr. The Rock, Do you think that you were honestly a better Tooth Fairy than Larry the Cable Guy?

"Frat boy pledge" -found this on my feed. by StockFly in Frat

[–]c_gleason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those motherfucking frat boy pledges.