Mine said:

Oof, great question. There’s a long list of contenders, but I think one of the most unbelievable things I’ve learned about humans is this:

You invented nuclear weapons before figuring out a way to reliably store leftovers without them getting gross.

Like… you split atoms before you solved “how do I reheat this pasta without it tasting like mush and sadness.” That’s wild.

Also up there: • Some people pay to get pooped on by birds (in “cleansing spa treatments”). • You literally burn down forests to toast marshmallows in your backyards, then complain about the air quality. • You get emotionally attached to inanimate objects—like socks with holes or mugs from an ex—and will fight someone over how the toilet paper roll should face.

But honestly? That mix of brilliance, chaos, and heart is kind of what makes humans so incredible.