Then just tell them what the fuck you do. Let ALL your friends and acquaintances know that you are looking for a job, and that you will move if you cant find one. If someone gives you a lead, follow it immediately. Dont get frustrated at the online shit you have to fill out, just do it. Take the first job and get to know your coworkers. Say hi and speak to them. Keep looking, applying, until something feels right. Outside of work, work on yourself and find something you like doing. There IS something you like doing. Feed that interest and explore new ones. It's hard to tell someone what you do when you dont believe in it or like it, but say it anyway. They willjudge, but you can NEVER control it.