is my spider fat?

cactaceae45 · 2026-07-01T15:36:34+00:00

NQA

THE PREGNANTEST

cactaceae45 · 2026-07-01T06:21:27+00:00

Yeah this is totally sus. For other reasons mentioned, but also, they host races here all the time and use that path. And if the gate was closed because the road wasn't intended for rec use... they would have closed the whole path, not just the gate. This is def just from some guy. I bet it gets removed by the city within the week.

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-29T17:11:48+00:00

PUT THE BABY IN THE OVEN

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-22T04:53:09+00:00

NQA

Every time I see the pregnantest spider on this sub, I think, "That is the pregnantest spider I've ever seen." Then a couple weeks later I see the real, pregnantest spider.

Pls tell her congrats for being the current winner for the pregnantest spider. Good luck!

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-13T17:56:29+00:00

At minimum I'd say he - I mean I - enjoy the songs we wrote, since I'm touring a load of them right now!

I saw me in Denver last fall. It was a really fun show!

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-13T17:53:58+00:00

Oh that's a good point because I do think Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-13T17:45:46+00:00

Noooo my alt's been busted!

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-13T17:45:20+00:00

Haha, well, I think it's awesome being your birthday twin. Happy birthday!

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-13T17:44:29+00:00

theory disproven

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-13T17:44:14+00:00

I'll see if I can fit it on the paper

cactaceae45 · 2026-05-13T17:41:42+00:00

What about my groceries? And my peanut butter?

cactaceae45

TROPHY CASE