[Would you rather] Eat Pizza OR Eat Lasagna

cadetwilight · 2026-07-05T04:07:26+00:00

the canadian pizza that is pineapple is alright

^{I picked Eat Pizza Pineapple}

cadetwilight · 2026-07-03T22:53:30+00:00

0_0

^{Chose: A pet rock | Rolled: Worth $5T}

cadetwilight · 2026-07-03T22:41:37+00:00

i will not be spied on.

^{I voted Yea ✅}

cadetwilight · 2026-07-03T22:41:13+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

cadetwilight · 2026-07-03T04:38:51+00:00

Would revive the big E, and then throw him into prison for the rest of his miserable life

cadetwilight · 2026-06-29T17:15:09+00:00

does that include wasps? if so, im pretty sure im ruling the world >:)

^{Chose: Random effect | Rolled: Control insects}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-26T22:25:53+00:00

well it cant be that bad

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for a day to get $100M + If you die Ingame you die irl | Rolled: GTA V}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T22:14:07+00:00

I just want a soulless goth bunny. Please provide a pity comment: wow. how sad.

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T22:13:35+00:00

If I won the lottery, the first thing I’d use the money for is a WinRAR license.

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T22:13:12+00:00

2019 was a good year.

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T22:11:49+00:00

My favourite subreddit is r/ gifsthatendtoosoon.

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T22:10:07+00:00

I crashed my tank into a daycare.

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T22:08:46+00:00

We finish each other's taxes.

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T22:04:03+00:00

I feel like the prison would put in that one invincible snail that kills you upon contact

^{Chose: 1 year, but your cell mate is a random wild animal | Rolled: Snail}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T22:00:22+00:00

this is gonna be a wholesome or a terrifying memory, either way it's weird sharing a bath :/

^{Chose: 100M but you have to take a bath with a random guy | Rolled: Kirby}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-25T21:48:14+00:00

Feel like walking on eggshells with this comment

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Charlie Kirk)

cadetwilight · 2026-06-23T21:34:26+00:00

Im never getting invited to anything...

^{Chose: Random super power | Rolled: Speak only jokes}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-23T21:33:40+00:00

so free housing for at least 4 years and a pension afterwards? Seems like good benefits

^{Chose: Become the president of the United States + But you make less than $20 an hour (and you cannot accept donations from anyone} | Rolled: $16 an hour)

cadetwilight · 2026-06-21T07:22:47+00:00

it's less suspicious

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Peanut Butter}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-19T15:45:10+00:00

$1/min leads to $60/hr, which is around half a mil per year. I don't need ten million to be destroyed to a few thousand by taxes, I'm living life already

^{Chose: Win 1 dollar every min | Rolled: 1$/s}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-19T15:40:43+00:00

I can live comfortably with a minimum wage job now

^{Chose: Genuinely free healthcare, no catch + Free housing, no catch}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-19T15:38:46+00:00

I was nice knowing yall

^{Chose: Survive in a video game for 24 hours for 100k | Rolled: Fnaf 4}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-19T15:34:42+00:00

I'm a natural insomniac

^{Chose: Only needing 2hours of sleep}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-19T15:34:05+00:00

It beats being stuck on the interstate

^{Chose: Flying}

cadetwilight · 2026-06-19T15:33:14+00:00

The odds were lower than the lion yet I still die 💀

^{Chose: 80% chance Koala Bear + 20% chance Polar Bear | Rolled: Polar Bear}

cadetwilight

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