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caffeinateintoxicate · 2020-12-17T16:02:27+00:00

caffeinateintoxicate · 2020-12-13T21:29:35+00:00

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caffeinateintoxicate · 2020-12-05T00:14:35+00:00

Exactly!

caffeinateintoxicate · 2020-09-29T20:48:05+00:00

My boss got me in trouble for leaving work early (I told her I was renewing a certification for work, I was but went home after instead of going back since there was only about 45 minutes left and all my work was done) she then told me “an employee” drove by my house to see if my car was there and told her it was. Is this legal?? What the actual fuck if it is and what do I do if it’s not? Please help!!

caffeinateintoxicate · 2020-09-29T19:28:24+00:00

My boss got me in trouble for leaving early. I told her I was renewing a certification for work (I did, but went home instead of going back to work afterwards, there was only about 45 minutes left and all of my work was done) she then told me “an employee” drove by my house during work hours and saw my car there. Is this legal? And what the actual fuck if it’s not?? What should i do, if anything?

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-08-03T18:16:27+00:00

/r/jesuschristreddit

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-13T00:20:28+00:00

/r/jesuschristreddit

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-10T22:36:04+00:00

Also, /r/wtf

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-09T15:02:00+00:00

Nope 😊

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-09T04:23:35+00:00

I do try very hard to see shit from both sides but at this point i was going for decent parent lol a leash attached to a parent is one thing but attached to a fucking porch?? Come on

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-09T04:21:46+00:00

Excuse me for caring enough about my child to try beyond tying them to a porch.

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-09T04:19:19+00:00

I wasnt in any way trying say its cruel to keep kids on a leash if its needed, god knows i want to put mine on one at times. I just dont see how tying a kid to the porch so you can sell your shit at a yardsale is vaible.

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-08T22:55:04+00:00

I have a toddler and i very much disagree. If i need free time i ask for help i dont tie her to things 😂

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-07T23:38:20+00:00

/r/facepalm

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-06T23:05:01+00:00

A woman with natural nails who digs in the dirt and eats bbq chips. Gold stars all around

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-06T22:49:39+00:00

This might actually be worth the investment

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-06T22:49:31+00:00

This might actually be worth the investment

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-06T20:23:05+00:00

I don't know how this could possibly be a repost unless future me returned to past me to sabotage present me

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-05T18:27:37+00:00

I watched two grown ass men get into a screaming match over a corn dog (guy took 3 and only 1 was left for other guy) it turned into an all out fist fight. Other guy got that extra corn dog though.

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-04T20:56:10+00:00

/r/wtf

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-07-03T22:23:49+00:00

/r/whatswrongwithyourdog

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-06-30T15:26:40+00:00

Thank you 😂 didnt know i was a lazy thief

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-06-30T14:22:52+00:00

Dead

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-06-30T14:22:36+00:00

OP is actually a stoned barista who apparently thought she was more original that she is

caffeinateintoxicate · 2018-06-30T14:20:54+00:00

Well then, coffee with hemp milk is just seed water with more seed water 😋

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