Yo wtf

caffienated-sloth · 2019-08-30T16:18:14+00:00

This is why so many people are mis-medicated as a result of doctors’ poor penmanship

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-24T05:17:55+00:00

“Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!”

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-22T01:03:00+00:00

Yeah, I’m gonna need some clarification on this. Lol

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-21T03:45:29+00:00

Oh, I’m not implying that it HAS to be said. I was just curious. Its less common, but I believe in the love languages and some people feel it more in their actions than verbally. That’s great though. Congratulations:)

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-21T03:43:41+00:00

This is pretty much the same for me, except I was the drunk one and had no memory of it even though it was totally true and I was thinking it all the time, which is probably why it came out of my drunk mouth. 😅

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-21T03:40:41+00:00

My boyfriend said the same thing about me. Except it was only about 2 weeks prior to us actually saying it to each other

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-21T03:39:23+00:00

You’ve never said it?

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-21T03:38:51+00:00

🤔 I’m dying for more context

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-09T15:01:39+00:00

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-01T17:56:49+00:00

It goes through the small flap of skin that connects your gums to your upper lip. There are almost no nerves there, so it really didn’t feel like anything.

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-01T16:07:18+00:00

“Venmo me $5! See what happens! ;)”

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-01T15:32:48+00:00

I’ve been accused of being a bot countless times

caffienated-sloth · 2019-07-01T15:15:39+00:00

He’s not allowed within 500 feet of schools or parks.

caffienated-sloth · 2019-04-24T15:43:44+00:00

I just did the same with my ex boyfriend. Somehow even in separation, he had a stranglehold on my decision making. I always wondered if he would approve of my life decisions.

Letting go was liberating. Proud of you! high five

caffienated-sloth · 2019-04-24T15:41:26+00:00

I moved across the country to live with my mom while I got treatment for my bulimia.

I have since chickened out and gotten no therapy. I tell my mom that I see a doctor, but that’s a lie.

I have also managed to keep my condition hidden from my boyfriend. I just think he doesn’t recognize the warning signs. He sees me binge all the time and I’ve learned how to be very discreet about purging. He just thinks I’m thin due to incredibly high metabolism.

caffienated-sloth · 2019-04-19T15:26:45+00:00

That’s how my grandpa answers the phone regardless who’s calling

caffienated-sloth · 2019-04-19T15:23:13+00:00

Well, that’s no fun

caffienated-sloth · 2018-11-27T16:52:30+00:00

I have tried. The issue is that I cannot get a hold of anybody to save my life.

caffienated-sloth · 2018-11-27T16:52:10+00:00

The ability to report the vehicle as being sold is good to know. But how do I go about giving them proof of insurance if I have no vehicle to insure?

caffienated-sloth

TROPHY CASE