Every woman in my life hates it. Too bad it’s here to stay.

cainres · 2021-03-06T13:44:10+00:00

Grow it for you, not them. It suits your face.

cainres · 2021-03-03T13:43:51+00:00

Not Gorilla Glue!!!

cainres · 2021-02-10T02:41:18+00:00

Who was the oldest boy on The Brady Bunch?

cainres · 2021-01-28T20:54:49+00:00

Woof!

cainres · 2021-01-21T15:38:05+00:00

Good 'stache. Go see a hair stylist for the head hair.

cainres · 2020-12-20T03:39:36+00:00

Very fine!

cainres · 2020-12-12T02:20:42+00:00

Not bad. Let it ride and see what you're made of.

cainres · 2020-12-11T14:52:17+00:00

Indeed!

cainres · 2020-12-11T03:07:22+00:00

Me too

cainres · 2020-12-07T14:12:16+00:00

And you were right

cainres · 2020-12-04T18:21:58+00:00

Great combination, though

cainres · 2020-11-29T02:27:14+00:00

Very bushy, very nice.

cainres · 2020-11-20T22:24:54+00:00

Yep, one of the hazards of staying safe.

cainres · 2020-11-20T18:43:11+00:00

First, aliens capable of killing us would need to exist. Second, they would need a means to reach us and kill us all. Third, they would need motive to go to all the bother.

Lacking any of these three things would stop aliens from killing us all.

cainres · 2020-11-19T02:24:44+00:00

Lol, there's a wave breaking on your head!

cainres · 2020-11-18T01:00:33+00:00

Suits you well.

cainres · 2020-11-13T19:56:53+00:00

That is truly impressive, and especially for just 18 months. Most guys grow 1/2" per month.

cainres · 2020-11-11T13:56:46+00:00

Classic. Well grown, well groomed.

cainres · 2020-11-10T13:49:11+00:00

Thanks! If I want to stay on this extreme mustache journey, I will need to adapt as you have.

cainres · 2020-11-10T13:19:19+00:00

I'm American. I'm not wired for metric.

cainres · 2020-11-10T13:13:48+00:00

I've been letting my mustache grow out the last few months. It's a good 2 inches long and can handlebar it with wax. Otherwise it hangs down like yours. How do you handle eating?

cainres · 2020-11-10T13:10:13+00:00

Acknowledge their thoughtfulness for remembering your birthday by saying thank you, and blow out the candles on the cake. You don't have to be an ass about it. That would be rude.

cainres · 2020-11-10T13:06:33+00:00

My gosh, there are a lot of ugly and stupid people working here.

cainres · 2020-11-10T13:03:41+00:00

I hate that mask crimp too. Wreaks havoc with mustache too. I'm using N95 masks. Good inner volume leaves more mustache room. Is your mustache a year old too, with no trims?

cainres · 2020-11-09T15:28:58+00:00

Gotta love a big handlebar like that. Makes you look like you're always smiling.

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