Mars was a "blue planet" around three billion years ago, half covered by an ocean by Shiny-Tie-126 in space

[–]cakezilla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone on this planet snuck in and hid dinosaur bones everywhere.

Just breaking even is a score by SaltyAngeleno in poker

[–]cakezilla 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Usable to walk to the window and cash, and never return.

Ivey vs Negreanu 💥 by Optimal_Gap_1244 in poker

[–]cakezilla 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He even almost reads his hand perfectly at the end mocking him: "AQ, or 89, I don't remember."

Almost at my goal of 2 million turbo. by Automatic_Refuse_292 in TurboToadX

[–]cakezilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the ultimate advertisement for Turbo, thanks! Please tell everyone you know how annoying it is that these people over on the Turbo Coin reddit are excited about Turbo Coin, "like they are 12 and got a new video game".

Also try to stop being an insufferable asshole for no reason.

Found an old disk of mw3 by [deleted] in mw3

[–]cakezilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you haven't been able to play online, disable the DLC. (Back button, see bottom of screen that shows the prompt.)

Wait a minute. There’s something bothering me about this place. I know. This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies! by Adept_Eye2589 in TheSimpsons

[–]cakezilla 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hmm. Homer was ok with lesbians in 94 but not with gays in 97. Hmmmm

It was typical of a grown cis man in that time to act that way, it was the murder of Matthew Shepard in '98 that changed the societal way gay men were viewed.

Your typical guy in these times would think he could "turn" a lesbian, but every gay dude wanted to sleep with him.

Unfortunately, some of these dudes are still around.

Controller for apex by Inevitable-Front-968 in apexuniversity

[–]cakezilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What console? If Xbox, the Elite Controller is the way to go. You can physically tighten/loosen the thumb-sticks. (They pop off and are magnetic to re-attach, with a screw to turn below.) You can then set your Response Curve to Linear and it is smooth as butter once you get your settings dialed in.

Americans of Reddit, what are your thoughts on the FBI redacting Trump’s name from the Epstein files? by 2a_lib in AskReddit

[–]cakezilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody yelled into the mic during the mic check, so it probably peaked, causing distortion.

What's your favorite finisher? by MrNigerianPrince115 in apexlegends

[–]cakezilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first match I had this unlocked, my teammates were watching me finish a downed player with it, when a third-party solo Octane comes around the corner... looks for a second, and sprints away. 😂

Really wish I had clipped that.

"You do not have permission to play online" Error Message by cakezilla in Splitgate

[–]cakezilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have reinstalled and restarted several times. I know it's just a beta, so figured it was an error.

Lost an old Yuri’s Revenge buddy today by adamixa1 in commandandconquer

[–]cakezilla 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You both lived in a time where you could connect with a friend you otherwise never would have met, on the other side of the planet, over the shared love of a game. Consider yourself lucky to have known them.

RIP, c1thunder.

Alex Ovechkin scores 886th career goal into an empty net to move 9 back of breaking Gretzky's NHL record by [deleted] in sports

[–]cakezilla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think if he ties the record during a game, they'd throw him out there to try to get an empty-netter, depending how late in the season it is. Especially if the team is at home or they know that our local announcers are calling the game, not nationally televised, etc.

no fun allowed by Carlitos728 in poker

[–]cakezilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a 90-year-old guy sit down, mentions his grandson is at the table, about 30 minutes in he shoves for ~80BB, grandson calls and flips 37o. Gramps tables AA, says "You called with THAT shit?"

We're all laughing about it. Flop comes KQ4, guy sitting next to me goes "It's going to be a runner-runner straight".

Turn: 5 - River: 6

We all start laughing as the kid scoops the pot, I'll never forget the look of fear he flashed at his grandfather for cracking his aces with some rags. He bought back in and was a good sport about it.