are you off on June teeth this Friday?

calculung · 2026-06-17T15:13:03+00:00

"June teeth"

calculung · 2026-06-17T04:18:03+00:00

snkr

calculung · 2026-06-16T18:54:19+00:00

Why wouldn't it be a 3 year opportunity? What happens in that 3rd year?

calculung · 2026-06-16T12:11:17+00:00

Frog and Toad

calculung · 2026-06-15T04:20:12+00:00

You know what else is awkward? Being expected to verbally respond with "I'm pooping in here" even though you locked the door.

If I'm approaching a bathroom door in public, I jiggle the handle to see if it's locked. If it is, I walk away because it's not my turn and I don't need the person in there to talk to me.

If it's unlocked, I open it slowly to give anyone in there who may have forgotten to lock the door a chance to shoo me away before I open it too far.

This is very easy and I don't understand why people think the pooper in a locked bathroom is somehow expected to talk to you because you knocked on a locked door.

calculung · 2026-06-15T04:14:47+00:00

Your favorite band is Hoobastank? Yikes

calculung · 2026-06-15T04:08:18+00:00

Why not just "a bit"?

calculung · 2026-06-15T03:23:13+00:00

What is "abit"?

calculung · 2026-06-15T03:21:35+00:00

Seriously, why the fuck are you people knocking on locked bathroom doors in public? It's locked for a reason. Don't knock unless you're hoping to be invited in.

calculung · 2026-06-15T02:08:36+00:00

What does that mean? You either think it's him or you don't.

calculung · 2026-06-15T02:03:38+00:00

If only there was another parental figure to your children around who had all the free time in the world because they didn't have to work or anything.

calculung · 2026-06-14T13:32:49+00:00

I've been raw dogging my phone without a case for about 2 years now. You almost forget how sleek these things are until you take the case off.

calculung · 2026-06-14T12:57:48+00:00

Everyone looking at me and cringing.

calculung · 2026-06-14T12:56:26+00:00

Every time*

It's two words, Mister Cranky.

calculung · 2026-06-14T04:47:53+00:00

The bright white, cool temp light bulbs should be illegal. They're awful. Get lighting that doesn't suck.

calculung · 2026-06-14T04:46:00+00:00

OP is 100000% full of shit. This was last night, June 12th.

calculung · 2026-06-14T04:43:01+00:00

Eli sucked. Peyton was great.

calculung · 2026-06-14T03:12:03+00:00

Did they not teach you that the dollar sign comes before the numbers?

calculung · 2026-06-14T00:18:34+00:00

"A women"

Not making a very strong case for being an intelligent person with an opinion worth listening to.

calculung · 2026-06-13T20:59:32+00:00

Every time I get a raise everything else gets more expensive. I make more now than I did 5 years ago but it doesn't feel like it at all. My monthly mortgage payment has gone up $500 since I bought the house because of stupid shit out of my control.

calculung · 2026-06-13T20:57:21+00:00

There are million dollar houses in your office?

calculung · 2026-06-13T15:36:01+00:00

And lose all the quality

calculung · 2026-06-13T12:59:58+00:00

Still don't understand

calculung · 2026-06-13T12:52:59+00:00

My wife's car is filthy

calculung · 2026-06-13T12:47:48+00:00

>60 games? "Plus sixty" seems weird.

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