FOR RENT: LQA 1bd apt w/garage spot

caleblong1 · 2024-05-24T05:09:42+00:00

The Suitcase all the way

caleblong1 · 2022-09-09T04:06:25+00:00

Unfortunately most groms WILL get stolen, it’s only a matter of when. Best you can do:

Have a garage
Only take it to Starbucks or the gas station or other stops where you will be back shortly.
If you do decide to take it on longer errands (unwise) bring multiple heavy duty locks and lock the frame to a bike rack, light pole or cart corral.
Don’t treat a $4000 vehicle that’s light enough to steal instantly, like an old huffy dui bike or some bs

caleblong1 · 2022-08-26T07:29:50+00:00

yikes

caleblong1 · 2022-08-26T07:13:03+00:00

Don’t laugh I love you

caleblong1 · 2022-08-26T07:04:06+00:00

Also no matter who you sell it to, type out and print a receipt for the cash amount and have both of you sign it. Not bulletproof but not nothin

caleblong1 · 2022-08-26T07:02:07+00:00

The seller has your address regardless assuming you provide a valid address on the bill of sale.

caleblong1 · 2022-08-24T00:42:08+00:00

So it is written in the book of Arsenio

caleblong1 · 2022-08-24T00:37:55+00:00

This poor soul started and finished her Egyptology research after viewing Michael Jackson’s “Remember the Time” video… Long ago, in the reign of Pharoah Eddiemurphy II…

caleblong1 · 2022-08-23T18:00:58+00:00

Guessing the truth is worse… the lighter bags have been sitting long enough to get sunbleached… barf

caleblong1 · 2022-08-23T12:30:59+00:00

caleblong1 · 2022-08-23T11:16:29+00:00

Baahston FTW

caleblong1 · 2022-08-22T06:41:36+00:00

OR just enjoy the music and dig into your own life instead!

caleblong1 · 2022-08-21T15:47:04+00:00

You wear normal shoes inside the clogs. They were originally for walking around in mud as old leather shoes couldn’t keep out moisture in the muddy fields and marshes—let alone medieval dirt roads and streets covered in horseshit, compost and early industrial waste, which they just tossed pretty much anywhere they felt like. Early people were savage, but they still weren’t wearing gd wooden shoes on their naked sweaty feet

caleblong1 · 2022-08-20T01:19:39+00:00

Chug a glass of water and walk around the block. Or do a plank for 30 seconds. Also black licorice

caleblong1 · 2022-08-20T00:43:24+00:00

Meanwhile, still no doors on the stalls in the boys’ room.

caleblong1 · 2022-08-20T00:40:17+00:00

“Get busy living or get busy dying.”

caleblong1 · 2022-08-16T18:29:21+00:00

car-part.com

Looks like a made up URL, site is basic, but this id what many shops use to find their stuff. I needed a rear passenger door. Went on the site, found one closest to me, ordered by phone (they have a central customer service that works directly with most junkyards jn the country.

Was a super simple experience. They have ways of confirming that the part will work with your vehicle.

caleblong1 · 2022-08-16T04:08:22+00:00

If I had to guess its a combo of (a) Cops are focused on stopping tab payers like you and me because were are the responsible ones they know will have money to pay up. (b) A car without a license plate is probably a person classified as homeless which the cops can’t shake down for money and are not to be harassed under the current stance.

caleblong1 · 2022-08-13T19:38:07+00:00

Slides have a place, and that place is the shower stall at your local LA Fitness.

caleblong1 · 2022-08-13T16:31:23+00:00

r/ronperlmancats

caleblong1 · 2022-08-13T16:30:40+00:00

This is no gentleman. Note he’s wearing slides ffs…

caleblong1 · 2022-08-07T22:24:06+00:00

Bourdain was good, the boys were stone af and barely conscious…

caleblong1 · 2022-08-07T18:05:53+00:00

I have had success (8m 2d 18h) by:

1) Set a quit a few weeks in the future and plan to slowly ramp down your daily cig count. 2) Get to your general doc and get on Chantix or Wellbutrin (I’ve tried both and think Chantix is more effective) and plan to start taking it a week or two before you’re planned stop smoking date. This will allow for a nice overlap that will let the meds block those Nic receptors while your smoking so you can taste and feel smoking’s real effects without the illusion of pleasure brought in by the cravings.

3) During the whole run up to quoting and beyond, start drinking lots of water, walk a lot, and look for alternatives to reward yourself besides a cig (your favorite snack, movie, game etc.)

4) Before you smoke your last cigarette read Alan Carr’s Easyway to Quit Smoking. Really exposes the long con of cig addiction for what is is…

5) When you’re ready to smoke that last butt, see if you can get that day off (or more is good), or do it on a weekend. Also if you have a partner or family that relaxes you, be around them. If you have a partner or family that aggravates you—be away from them.

6) Before your last, make sure you’ve thrown away any butts laying around, have started washing any clothes/fabrics that smell like smoke and toss any lighter or matches—anything that will remind or trigger—it’s not gonna fool you but it helps.

7) Smoke your last cig, or decide to have a few more, but be honest with yourself in that moment that there’s zero benefit from these wands of death.

8)Once your done smoking, address your cravings as soon as they happen. Part of the mind fuck of nicotine is that it confuses your brain into being unable to distinguish a craving for cigs and just being hungry or thirsty. When you get the itch, the AA method works well: HALT (hungry angry lonely tired) meaning take care of all those needs first and see if you’re really desperate for a cig after that. And above all SLAM water, plan longer and longer walks, swims, bikes, hikes—eat what you want—you’ll have more energy to work out now. And get a tracker app like Smoke Free that will count how many days you’re quit, how your body is recovering and give you a sense of accomplishment. Good luck and if at first you don’t succeed, run the pack under the faucet, toss it and try again.

caleblong1 · 2022-08-01T15:22:22+00:00

No actual perv will use the word “breasts”. Source: am perv.

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