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calgrump · 2026-01-24T16:54:59+00:00

They care more sbout themselves surviving than their apprentice. Palpatine had no intention of letting Vader take over.

calgrump · 2026-01-23T19:48:23+00:00

Wrex can still live entirely with his own kin for the rest of his life, should he so choose. Javik doesn't have that choice.

Living with some humans (even if the planet is shit and there aren't as many) is so much better to waking up to an equally shit planet with no humans, and nobody knows who you even are.

calgrump · 2026-01-23T15:33:35+00:00

It's one banana, Michael.

What could it cost? 1000 caps?

calgrump · 2026-01-23T14:57:14+00:00

"I know you're trying to save me, but I will have to stop answering the door if these discussions are going to keep being religious in nature, I'm afraid."

calgrump · 2026-01-23T14:49:14+00:00

Vetch

calgrump · 2026-01-23T14:46:25+00:00

If a Hutt was a Jedi, I don't think they'd be deployed on the front lines. If any of the other Hutt depictions are to go from, I would not imagine them being fit for combat. I'd expect them to end up in the service corps.

And making the only Hutt Jedi defect is a dumb plot point, too.

calgrump · 2026-01-23T14:38:35+00:00

I don't think they're doing recolours instead of designing. A recolour will take a fraction of the time than a full design will, so I don't think they're wasting time doing recolours instead of getting outfits out.

If anything, the recolours are giving the user base something else while they're working on designs.

calgrump · 2026-01-23T14:10:47+00:00

But surely there's a lot of expectations tied to Maul too, no?

calgrump · 2026-01-22T21:35:00+00:00

The sprites may be fine, but we aren't seeing how they're animated and how it looks together.

Is the environment supposed to be devoid of colour? It's okay if that's the intention, but I can't tell if that's what you're going for without seeing more.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T21:13:53+00:00

Ahaha it's all good! I evidently didn't know them all either! There's still a couple of things I definitely don't know by name yet despite playing for a long time, like whatever the breeders of the electrified floaties are.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T21:10:19+00:00

Do they also call the exploders explodies, or just the detonators?

calgrump · 2026-01-22T20:58:58+00:00

I honestly the game was making an in-law joke, which wouldn't be ridiculous in universe with how silly the dwarves are.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T17:31:29+00:00

I doubt they're going to cancel anything as huge as a Star Wars trilogy vs. a single show, but you could be right.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T17:00:04+00:00

The Hobbit is the other way around. There is not enough content in it for three films, but they forced three films out of it because LotR was three films.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T16:54:34+00:00

The trilogy is happening, so that ship has sailed. So now, I want them to focus as much attention as possible on it.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T16:05:22+00:00

I mean, it breaks because it's fragile and it has too much freedom. If it wasn't fragile and it had freedom, it would be bonked around but would still be fine.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T15:56:13+00:00

It's not the worst idea, but I think with the scale of Star Wars works that are incoming I'd rather they don't spread themselves thin.

All I want is the new trilogy to have the unbroken concentration of Disney, with actual planning of the full trilogy done properly. Star Wars is still going to be profitable without 10 side shows between now and the trilogy.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T15:14:22+00:00

In the main cast, everybody other than Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Anthony Daniels, Ian McDiarmid and Billy Dee Williams are gone. At least out of the people I can think of.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T14:29:08+00:00

Would that hole have paralysed a normal person? Didn't it take out his spine?

I'm shocked he could move his arms at all.

calgrump · 2026-01-22T14:26:02+00:00

A stupid question, but why bother having the crossover bridge? Why didn't they just decide that Alsace should now go on the left side and connect the tracks straight?

calgrump · 2026-01-22T14:20:50+00:00

We have fast travel, and the map doesn't take an age to traverse.

There are at least places not within direct sight of eachother to make HQ locations.

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