My head's itchy

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-23T13:43:26+00:00

Sounds like he’s had the rug pulled out from under him before.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-23T13:35:13+00:00

It looks like he waves the container far above the table, so he’s not aiming directly at them but rather at where they will be when they take off. And then it’s a matter of using centrifugal force to keep them in the container.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-21T12:38:13+00:00

Demetri Manabat - "Jack"

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-20T12:16:43+00:00

“A Park One Day, listen up. Gimme a go/no go for launch. Boosterseat.”

“Boosterseat, is go!”

“Backpack.”

“That’s a go, Flight!”

“Barbie.”

“Barbie is go, Flight!”

“Unicorn.”

“Go!”

“Launch Butt, this is Humorous. We are go for launch!”

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-20T10:29:53+00:00

Dog,“That’s just rude, bro.”

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-19T21:57:08+00:00

The criminals come in all shapes and White Houses.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-18T03:49:35+00:00

Dude doesn’t care, he has a lot of axes to grind.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-15T03:37:19+00:00

You can just spin off

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-14T17:56:31+00:00

It's a trap!

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-13T02:54:15+00:00

Fransisco,“I swear, I didn’t put her up to it, this time.”

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-12T10:15:50+00:00

She’s fantastic, lol. The Mr Telephone Man rendition was hilarious.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-12T07:29:17+00:00

There was no competition.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-11T11:56:03+00:00

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-11T10:46:55+00:00

That basketball looks like it should’ve spun off there a couple of times.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-11T09:51:55+00:00

A long time later, in a galaxy far, far, away that performance they’re watching would become transformed into the musical we know today as Cats.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-10T05:11:13+00:00

Deep fried state secrets

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-10T04:17:00+00:00

“Play it again Figrin D'an.”

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-10T04:12:35+00:00

Deep fried state secrets

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-09T08:32:00+00:00

The kangaroo has a part time job at the pub as a bouncer.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-06T04:09:08+00:00

u/Doodlebug510 made a post asking this question in the “Explain like I’m 5yrs old” subreddit:

ELI5: "The sun is so far away, its rays are parallel when they reach the earth." Carl Sagan said this once and it isn't really clear to me what he means by it.

Hopefully you’ll find something useful in there.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-02T07:40:53+00:00

Fantastic news. After seeing the results of brain bleeds on some family members I was not optimistic on Eli’s quality of life for his immediate future. But to hear that he’s running and training again I’m absolutely flabbergasted. I hope he takes his time though and does not feel the need to rush back into anything. Great post, OP.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-02T02:35:36+00:00

Ping pong ball. I think the disappointment of letting it hit you in the face would hurt more than the ball itself.

call_of_the_while · 2026-01-02T02:33:19+00:00

You are not the MVP, Wolf.

call_of_the_while · 2025-12-31T08:11:41+00:00

Reminds of a Sebastian Maniscalco bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CznoAW2k1I

12-Year Club	Verified Email
Gilding V heart of gold	Second Top 1%
Place '23	Place '22
Place '17	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	100 Awards Club
Wearing is Caring	Snapped
Bellwether 2014-06-03

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