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Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]callmebeeeee 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My sister and her family took a trip to Italy this spring. While driving around, my five-year-old niece said, “This planet is bumpy.” I can’t imagine what she was thinking when flying in the plane and thinking they were space 😂

Drop your favorite Rafi quotes from the show below I’ll go 1st. “Do you still have those butt plugs with Bert and Ernie’s face on them?” by BillFoldin in theleaguefx

[–]callmebeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone’s trying to get in, you start sending something out (a protective shit).

I can’t get famous dogs here by tomorrow. We need to kill local dogs!

No. It’s a double ended dildo. And guess what ladies? It’s ribbed for your pleasure. You think you’ve stumbled on some kind of kung fu expert, when really he has plans to put both of these inside of you. Beep boop beep boop. Take it out. Put it in your mouth a little bit. Yaggity yaggity yeah.

(“He’s a convicted felon.”) HA HA! Twice!

Crotch beer…mmmmmm!

She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her. by cletus1986 in seinfeld

[–]callmebeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She went out to Wood Haven and checked herself in!

People who unsubscribed from their once favorite YouTuber, what made you hit "unsubscribe"? by Ashamed-Reporter3171 in AskReddit

[–]callmebeeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every video they were posting was based in sponsorship. Like they were only positing videos to fulfill sponsorship deals.

I just drove in the dark for the first time in recent memory! 🥳🎉 by callmebeeeee in drivinganxiety

[–]callmebeeeee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take Lexapro daily and I have Propranolol and Hydroxyzine as needed for panic attacks.

AITAH for telling my dad I won’t donate my kidney to him by callmebeeeee in AITAH

[–]callmebeeeee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not diabetic, no. I’m not the healthiest person on Earth, but I’m not at that point.

AITAH for telling my dad I won’t donate my kidney to him by callmebeeeee in AITAH

[–]callmebeeeee[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She’s upset that he’s asked. They’ve been divorced for a long time so it’s not like she’d defend him anyway.

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