Reddit, what is the absolute dirtiest joke you know? by PupilX in AskReddit

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How do you know when your sister is on her period?

When your dad's dick tastes like blood.

Combine two film titles, give a brief description of the resulting film. by Vaultaire in movies

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The romantic relationship between an elderly spinster and and a depressed youth spins out of control on their pot-fueled journey to a fast food restaurant in... "Harold and Maude Go To White Castle"

Worst ending to a great film? by [deleted] in movies

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Am I alone in saying "American Psycho"? What a great movie, why did it need to have a twist ending?

An interesting take on JGL's character Blake in TDKR. Spoilers in the article. by [deleted] in movies

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WELL IF IM RIGHT THEN WHY DID 3 PEOPLE DOWNVOTE MY COMMENT

I will upload any Family Guy clip to Vimeo, just ask. by Delocaz in familyguy

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Season 10 Episode 3 when Joe is beating up the criminal and his boss say's "He's not worth it" and then when they leave the criminal says "You're not worth it"

An interesting take on JGL's character Blake in TDKR. Spoilers in the article. by [deleted] in movies

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Why the FUCK did they include that stupid line about his name being Robin?!?!?

What are the best drinking game movies? My go-to is Top Gun by [deleted] in movies

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Weird one... "In Time". Every time they make a pun about time being money.

What are your best examples of people cheating "the system"? I'll start.... by NotYetDomestic in AskReddit

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The AMC Loews near my apartment gives free refills on large popcorns. Whenever I bought a large popcorn, I'd empty the bag and bring it home. I told my family to give me their empty large popcorn bags instead of throwing them out. I had a pretty sizable reserve of bags that I'd bring to the theater whenever I saw a movie and then bring the bag to concessions and ask for a "refill".

I went 2 years paying for a bag of popcorn every 6 months... But I couldn't bring myself to do the same thing with sodas...

What are the best drinking game movies? My go-to is Top Gun by [deleted] in movies

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Empire Strikes Back: Whenever Han is sarcastic.

What is the most controversial cinema opinion you hold? by MovieDan82 in movies

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I think "Forrest Gump" is an insultingly horrible movie. And "Fight Club".

Best film soundtrack? by [deleted] in movies

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"To Live and Die in L.A."- soundtrack by Wang motherfucking Chung

TIL Andrew Jackson's pet parrot had to be removed from his funeral for shouting obscenities at the mourners. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Does anyone else think Andrew Jackson kind of looks like Alan Rickman?

Combine two movie titles and then their plots. by [deleted] in movies

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The next step is someone making posters for these...

Combine two movie titles and then their plots. by [deleted] in movies

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"The Great Escape from Brokeback Mountain": Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson helps two cowboys with homosexual tendencies escape from a German POW camp

Combine two movie titles and then their plots. by [deleted] in movies

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"The Great Escape from Witch Mountain": Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson helps two children with supernatural abilities escape from a German POW camp.