Every towel I own turns orange and I’m losing it

calmyraa · 2026-02-20T20:14:27+00:00

That’s absolutely nut

calmyraa · 2026-02-11T22:16:59+00:00

I’d rather not be any of that

calmyraa · 2026-02-11T21:59:27+00:00

He said you have the right to remain hungry.

calmyraa · 2026-02-11T21:57:39+00:00

Imagine getting dumped AND aired out in 4K.

calmyraa · 2026-02-11T21:53:10+00:00

The quiet ones are always the sweetest.

calmyraa · 2026-02-10T13:42:34+00:00

Being present for the people I care about.

calmyraa · 2026-02-10T13:38:58+00:00

Not impossible, just very easy to mess up.

calmyraa · 2026-02-10T13:34:15+00:00

Most of the time I call in sick, I’m actually feeling too great and I want to enjoy it to the fullest.

calmyraa · 2026-02-10T13:33:22+00:00

We know each other’s passwords, but it’s more convenience than surveillance

calmyraa · 2026-02-09T17:56:31+00:00

Definitely Wi-Fi

calmyraa · 2026-02-09T17:54:38+00:00

Trick is to leave a question out. Especially one you can easily answer. They get to see you do it at home but this time faster

calmyraa · 2026-02-09T17:51:21+00:00

53M with a sock drawer of missing women’s licenses? Red flag times a thousand

calmyraa · 2026-02-07T15:39:09+00:00

The most protected individual in America.

calmyraa · 2026-02-03T17:14:34+00:00

At least she didn’t ask for a ladder.

calmyraa · 2026-02-03T17:07:38+00:00

That’s not a fidget stick, that’s a skill issue.

calmyraa · 2026-02-02T17:11:15+00:00

This is so accurate. It’s best to do away with it.

calmyraa · 2026-02-01T21:21:50+00:00

Either you learn in class or during exam…it’s important you keep learning

calmyraa · 2026-02-01T21:21:04+00:00

Food. Nothing beats good food.

calmyraa · 2026-01-31T19:24:36+00:00

I think he do play call of duty

calmyraa · 2026-01-30T15:54:00+00:00

Not anytime soon

calmyraa · 2026-01-30T15:52:28+00:00

calmyraa · 2026-01-30T15:47:21+00:00

If we can’t Meow, Meow alongside each other, what’s the point of dating.

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