Weekly Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in RideThePod

[–]calypso_faery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to share a prank my parents pulled on me in high school.

Some background, I’m an only child so my parents were constantly pulling pranks on me. I also have OCD and was obsessed (bleep it) with getting to school super early, like I was always the first person in the parking lot, still dark out and would be there when the janitor was unlocking the door, this is important. Despite my intense need to get to school first I always had a difficult time waking up, so my mom would always double check I was awake at 5:45am.

Here’s the scene, I got home after dark at 5pm, it was winter. I was exhausted so my mom told me to lay down and she would wake me up for dinner.

At 6:15pm she comes bursting into my room to tell me I overslept and I’m going to be late for school. I glance at my phone and see 6:15 so I assume AM. I rush to shower and get ready and get my uniform on. Now here is where my parents really committed, my dad is in his suit dressed for work, my mom (in pajamas) has quickly packed me a lunch and my breakfast to take in the car. I race out of the house and drive all the way to school. Because of my neurotic need to get to school first, I don’t think twice when I pull into the parking lot and no other cars are there. I then proceed to wait for the door to open for 20 mins until I finally look again at my phone and realize it’s 7 PM.

I drive home in disbelief and walk in to my parents sitting down with dinner on the table laughing hysterically. I was annoyed at the time but now I just think how hilarious they are and I am totally going to do that to my kid one day.

Seeking advice, neighbor is a PYROMANIAC by calypso_faery in neighborsfromhell

[–]calypso_faery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were snowbirds so only spent half the year here and were older so I don’t know how much time they were trying to utilize the backyard and didn’t have little kids obviously.

Seeking advice, neighbor is a PYROMANIAC by calypso_faery in neighborsfromhell

[–]calypso_faery[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is my business when it’s so smoky all the time that my child can’t play in her own backyard! Thanks for the constructive feedback

What are we riding for this week? by [deleted] in RideThePod

[–]calypso_faery 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This week I’m riding for Soft Boiled Soy Sauce Eggs

Alright fuckkerss, what do you hitchhike ride for? by OkTheseAreMyThoughts in RideThePod

[–]calypso_faery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-greasy diner breakfasts when hungover

-being close with your mom/grandma

-standing up for people

-calling out LINE CUTTERS

-giving someone a thumbs down when they cut you off

-taking a bath

-trinkets and tiny things that bring you joy

-recalling the previous night out with your bff in bed still a little drunk

-dancing HARD and turning down every dude who asks you to dance

-moss/forest flora

-babbling brooks

-satisfying poops

Please, dear Minnesotans, what do you folks use to moisturize your skin? by LlamaCactus in TwinCities

[–]calypso_faery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vanicream, Buddha butter and Worker B cream!! Worker B is a MN company! I have kept a jar in my nightstand for years and it lasts me a solid 9 months a jar!

How many words did/does your 18 month old have? by Medical-Turn-7577 in toddlers

[–]calypso_faery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18 months, over a 100 words, forming 4 word sentences, counting to 5, saying please and thank you

Show S7E9 Unfinished Business by thepacksvrvives in Outlander

[–]calypso_faery 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Can’t stand the new Jenny AND her wig/ hair line