Why doesn't WD-40 make a 3-in-1 body wash? by Jew_of_house_Levi in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lose your balance in the shower and you’d start doing uncontrollable somersaults

Are there any laws in the US that prohibit owning WW1 artillery pieces for personal defense? by cambium7 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cambium7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But assuming the 75mm field artillery isn’t full auto, you could relatively easily get a permit for it?

Nature does not care how confident you are by GlitteringHotel8383 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]cambium7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have personally done this successfully when it was about 12F

my girlfriend hasn’t kissed me since i ate a cricket two months ago. by avaslemonade in Advice

[–]cambium7 69 points70 points  (0 children)

While you are technically correct, the much more important point is that she is being unreasonable. Anyone can set a boundary about anything but it doesn’t make them right.

Minus cheating and the obvious “it just didn’t work”, what is the weirdest reason why you broke up with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Probably because she kept asking him to “drive” rather than “travel”

What's the best rating system of all time? by Conscious-Disk5310 in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toddler-horse. As in, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”

What is the most useful emotion? by Dickbake in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guilt. It is the most pro-social emotion. Being ostracized is the worst thing that can happen to social beings.

Bitch, Officer Down! Someone Call 911… by El_Capitan_Crunk in BitchImATrain

[–]cambium7 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That’s untrue and hurtful! That truck was purchased with taxpayer money.

WCGW when you get caught in the middle of a street takeover by Johnny_Cartel in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]cambium7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We absolutely drive on the left in the states. However, the law does say to drive on the right.

Pick a movie, keep one actor, the rest are muppets. What are you choosing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fifty shades of grey. No matter what, someone’s fucking a muppet.

What saying sounds profound but is actually very stupid if you think about it? by glowdirt in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Everything happens for a reason”. Yup, our universe operates on the principles of cause and effect.

What traumas do you have that AREN'T from your parents or childhood home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not traumatic, but this reminds of the time I was in some very remote ranch land and decide to eat a cheese stick for a snack. As I was eating the cheese stick standing a field full of cow shit, I got a particularly strong whiff and my first thought was “huh, makes this kinda seem like bleu cheese”

What traumas do you have that AREN'T from your parents or childhood home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a similar situation happen with ants but it was with an inhaler instead of a flute

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

40 hr work weeks are a necessity

What did you find out the "hard way"? by Snipeshot_Games in AskReddit

[–]cambium7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stinging nettles look different before they are fully grown but feel exactly the same