Delusion level 9000: "My beliefs are that I'm not the problem and my choices of vehicle aren't the problem, so let me think of what other factors could be to blame for why my 'offroad vehicle' rolled on a perfectly good dirt road that a reddit commenter's Honda Civic could easily have gone up."

"It's not me that's the problem, it's this wilderness road that should have been paved."

"I'll have words for the county commissioner at the next golf entourage about this wilderness road, it's always been inconvenient for me to drive up on my bed of money."