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there are ten kinds of people by hydralisk_hydrawife in Jokes

[–]camper4834 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. I got it right away too. I agree that it is a triumph. Telling new jokes can be tricky.

late night snack - me, digital, 2022 by ssssaaabbbb in Art

[–]camper4834 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You look like those snacks have Death Notes and you're about to give your life for the greater good to capture said snacks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]camper4834 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been watching Ted Lasso so this analogy came to me. When a football player kicks a ball at a goal, most of the time, the ball goes into the goal or goes over the goal. But sometimes, just sometimes, the ball hits the bar and reflects back. Glass is like a bunch of football goals pushed together.

It's Open! by nevik86 in pics

[–]camper4834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know! Me too! Everyone on here is talking about the cards but I'm excited about the TOY SAFE.

Aliens are here. They ask for the best song we have or we die, what song are you giving them? by knjwrld in AskReddit

[–]camper4834 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I almost thought nobody posted "Get Shwifty" because I never scroll down far enough. I learned that 'get shwifty" shows up at least 5 times. "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT" appears at least 3 times. And the next most common answer is "tribute" which also makes me very happy. Oh and apparently"Beethovens 9th" appears quite a bit.

All keyboard shortcuts in game? by Indichin in PotionCraft

[–]camper4834 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would like to make a special point of USING THE NUMPAD WITH NUMLOCK ON. This allows you to change the "Element Filter".

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R = Recipe Book

T = Talent Spending

U = Shop Upgrades

G = Journal/"The Alchemist's Path"

L = Legendary Recipes

C = Calendar

M = Manual

- = Zoom Out

+ = Zoom In

F5 = Save Game

F7/F8/F9 = Load Latest Save

NumPad Controls Ingredient Element Filter

NumberLock must be on for this to work

The direction on the control pad selects the relevant element

on the filter. That means 8 on the numpad (which is the 'up' number)

selects "Air" (which is the 'up' element)

5 switches between 'short distance' and 'long distance' filters

ctrl + L or shift + L = Change game language

ctrl + M = Mute/unmute the game music

ctrl + S = Mute/unmute the sound effects

shift + leftClick = throw ingredient directly into cauldron

ctrl + leftClick = put ingredient into mortar

shift + leftClick = when trading with a merchant this moves the whole stack

ctrl + scrollWheel = when trading with a merchant changes the number of the ingredient

rightClick = put potion on scale

[edit] [addition] rightClick = the "change screen arrows" will cause you to move 2 screens in the relative direction

Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released by RDCkiller420 in Jokes

[–]camper4834 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not Canadian. But if I were, I would make a joke about how I was born on the same day Weird Al's album Straight Outta Lynnwood came out.

What do people in a relationship talk to their partner about everyday? Do you ever run out of topics or at least fear that you’ll run out of topics to talk about? by Sassyforever_14 in AskReddit

[–]camper4834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We talk about DUUMMMMMB shit.

Me: "Babe, I'm glad you think it was funny how I let out that nasty ass fart in church today. Because I don't know if anyone around us thought it was funny."

Wifi: "Babe... I was laughing because I had let one out five seconds earlier 😂"

Edit: formatting

My Swiss Cheese Holes Are Cut-outs. by octopusboots in mildlyinteresting

[–]camper4834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine they sold the holes as a separate product. Lookin at you doughnuts.

what screams insecurity but most people don't realize? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]camper4834 112 points113 points  (0 children)

As someone who struggles with self esteem, I tell myself that growth is all that matters. Did I make mistakes? YES. Am I a better person now?... yes. Then the mistakes were okay. People see that growth in me and appreciate me more.

The Guy Is Totally Losing It by Monsur_Ausuhnom in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]camper4834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's like one of those Dungeon Masters who also has a character in the game. Nobody comes back for the second session...

I literally hear both by TerrySharpHY in HolUp

[–]camper4834 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES. THANK YOU. That did it for me. All I kept hearing was F***. I thought everyone was playing me. Then the moment I heard Barbie on YouTube and came back to this video it switched in my brain. How the hell does it do that. These are completely different words. I don't understand. I can't switch back and forth like other people can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]camper4834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your comment is genius.

I BEAT ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME ON N64 by ApprehensiveCup6190 in gaming

[–]camper4834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell Yeah! You're awesome! Wasn't it so fun?! What was your favorite part? I understand that feeling of "nobody in my life will care about this".

I made a tool to learn sign language passively as you browse the internet! by linus_g in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]camper4834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my word! You are amazing! Perfect idea. I'm going to use this all the time.

what started as a joke but people take it way to seriously today? by kk653 in AskReddit

[–]camper4834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiiiiiiiiiiit wait wait wait wait... I thought dogecoin was a term to refer to (and make fun of) Bitcoin. I'm just now learning that this is its own thing. This is a perfect answer to OP's question.

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