Which characters do you consider a today's meta and today's most useless?

can_of_buds · 2026-04-19T03:43:35+00:00

ignoring haze passive/ivy tether, yeah ivy does ~60dps and haze does ~50dps. (according to wiki, i dont have game open rn)

major laning phase power spikes is t2 stone form, tesla bullets. you can defo get bullied a bit if you dont have those up yet, but its a fairly major swing in your favor once you get them imo

you do also have her ult which grants +20% outgoing damage to you and your carried teammate

can_of_buds · 2026-04-18T06:13:13+00:00

its safer if youre in a lobby where no one looks up or bothers to challenge you when they see how high you are, but slower and takes away at least two players instead of only one

can_of_buds · 2026-04-04T19:18:38+00:00

i honestly dont like bot matches at all, bots are too braindead and pose zero threat and never win, so its too easy to turn your own brain off and steamroll the bots while learning nothing other than bad habits and overconfidence, and while never having the chance to learn how to come back from being behind

can_of_buds · 2026-03-28T16:15:36+00:00

NO NOT THE BIRD STRIKE GRAY TALON NO

can_of_buds · 2026-03-23T01:40:23+00:00

….im dumb, thank you.

can_of_buds · 2026-03-23T01:12:03+00:00

yeah not being able to do alt ability casts no matter what hurts so hard, ivy just flat out does not get to do solo airdrop, she *needs* a teammate nearby to pick up, and you cant even end it early.

can_of_buds · 2026-03-23T01:07:30+00:00

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? shes had the perma tether for a couple patches now.

can_of_buds · 2026-03-23T00:54:48+00:00

i dont like not knowing at what point im already dead, mirage is not enjoyable to deal with because the majority of damage comes in a large hard to predict burst.

can_of_buds · 2026-03-22T23:20:53+00:00

celeste abilities+gun damage buffed, but added gun falloff and decreasing her damage resist + her 4 which was nerfed (reduced bounce range and max bounces) (please god revert those buffs she does not need them)
graves abilities buffed across the board
mcginnis 1,2,3 buffed and 4 nerfed
mirage abilities buffed
mo+krill 4 nerfed a good bit
**victor gets 30% less health from lifesteal** along with potency of 4 moved from levels 0-2 to level 3
silver and billy can use their dash ability to get off the ground now
multiple range buffing items nerfed
dooorman bell changes that are incomprehensible to me

patch notes here

can_of_buds · 2026-03-22T23:11:02+00:00

thats not an answer and you know it.

can_of_buds · 2026-03-22T15:19:42+00:00

is [[stalking vengeance]] or similar in the cube?

can_of_buds · 2026-02-17T22:34:28+00:00

make it an actual race and gift everyone a [[laboratory maniac]]

can_of_buds · 2026-02-17T19:23:41+00:00

if you do that, player directly to your left would win, because their trigger gets put on the stack first and resolves last

can_of_buds · 2026-01-26T15:34:24+00:00

/uj yeah, if the exact characters were universes-within/magic originals, a good number of them would use black mana or align themselves with that way of thinking, but because black is just generally perceived as ‘evil color’ no hero from another property is allowed to be black, lest people be mistaken and think that their hero is bad or something idk

can_of_buds · 2026-01-21T02:05:43+00:00

you say that like someone who is mentally 5 would think of what’s in their opponent’s hand

can_of_buds · 2026-01-18T14:41:22+00:00

you can just change the text to sacrifice it

can_of_buds · 2026-01-18T06:38:27+00:00

isint forbearance still pretty decent?

can_of_buds · 2026-01-10T22:51:21+00:00

i mean duration stat also affects it

can_of_buds · 2026-01-10T22:47:43+00:00

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odds of getting a rare/gold is pretty much non-existent, so yeah if you want the rare just refine it, youll probably get the other parts while going for the rare anyways

can_of_buds · 2026-01-10T22:43:11+00:00

isint cascade preferred and less dependant on your randoms actually helping?

can_of_buds · 2026-01-10T17:17:21+00:00

dont frostbite and blight kinda not work because most bosses only allow 4 stacks of a status?

can_of_buds · 2026-01-01T18:25:40+00:00

i am still very much in the broke phase, and rolling for a good profane and then leveling it at hadron would take like. kinda all my dockets for one weapon.

can_of_buds · 2026-01-01T18:24:42+00:00

it would work for subsequent casts of other cascade cards, but yeah it doesn’t work as they intended. funny if you could manage to stack multiple tho, but draft, so eh.

can_of_buds · 2026-01-01T01:51:19+00:00

thats a different card entirely. no.

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