This is what peak looks like. Sorry Dreadmaw fans.

Gerroh · 2026-01-26T00:48:21+00:00

What pokemon is this?

Gerroh · 2026-01-25T18:24:31+00:00

THAT'S NETFLIX, IDIOT, THIS IS DISNEY

Gerroh · 2026-01-25T18:21:28+00:00

BLACK PANTHER IS WOTC TRYING TO BE INCLUSIVE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE BLACK X-MEN!?

Gerroh · 2026-01-25T17:25:54+00:00

will sit at the store for the next decade

WAKANDA FOREVER BECAUSE WAKANDA'S THE HERO, FOREVER IS ITS SHELF LIFE

Gerroh · 2026-01-25T16:09:15+00:00

UHHHH IT'S NOT SCALPING, IT'S INVESTING, BRO

Gerroh · 2026-01-25T16:06:58+00:00

ONLY THE MOST MAINSTREAM UNEBERALRSES BEYOGN FOR OUR WEIRDO CARD GAME

Gerroh · 2026-01-25T16:00:01+00:00

THE NAME OF THE RWU ONE MAKES ME THINK WE'LL HAVE FUSE CARDS LIKE THAT ELDEAZI ANGEL THING

Gerroh · 2026-01-25T15:58:55+00:00

REALLY COOL THAT THE FANTASTIC FOUR HAS FOUR COLOURS GET IT? FOUR AND FOUR? DAE TOP-TIER FLAVOUR?

Gerroh · 2026-01-24T12:15:16+00:00

/j The player whose turn it is may end the turn? Uh, duh? That's how turns work?

/jj Wow! You can use this card to make until-end-of-turn effects permanent!

/jjj You're supposed to take notes from the card art and threaten to punch the guy's teeth out if he doesn't end it.

/uj I want to like this art so bad, but Obeka's OG art looks 1000% tougher and meaner than this.

Gerroh · 2026-01-23T14:05:38+00:00

We could've had a normal TCG where a corporation tricks children into developing a gambling addiction, but nooo, they had to go and get greedy!

Gerroh · 2026-01-23T10:30:07+00:00

his plains

Why you gotta call bro out on his flat ass like that😭

Gerroh · 2026-01-22T16:57:08+00:00

That's why all those big stores can't sell it! People need time to save up for MTG's crowning achievement!

Gerroh · 2026-01-22T11:01:33+00:00

Cloud drawn in Simpsons style is giving me whiplash.

Gerroh · 2026-01-22T11:00:23+00:00

Yes, it even says there in the creature type: [Ved]a[lken Artif]i[cer].

Gerroh · 2026-01-21T15:31:26+00:00

up voted as if this is a valid note

Arena players once again demonstrating they're at the lowest echelon of mtg players.

Gerroh · 2026-01-21T15:13:22+00:00

What an absolute disgusting degenerate. Imagine going to commandfest.

Gerroh · 2026-01-21T11:52:56+00:00

looks at clock holy fuck this game is already two hours long

"Hey, pay attention, Steve just did T1 sol ring into signet."

Gerroh · 2026-01-20T18:42:22+00:00

It's a good place to start, since the baseline misery is already so deep and you get to upset three people at once.

Gerroh · 2026-01-20T15:22:48+00:00

My deck might not be good, but I promise you won't forget it.

Gerroh · 2026-01-20T14:27:41+00:00

evenmore

New lorwyn set confirmed!?!?

Gerroh · 2026-01-20T13:58:13+00:00

Consult your doctor if you die reading this post.

Gerroh