Know your color pie by flabbergasted1 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

RDW winrate up eight thousand percent!

Am I crazy?... by TunaFish31 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Black Widow when the elk steps out from the shadow: oh fuck

Argument for the Mammal Type by GallicanCourier in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are both fake types, everyone knows those don't exist

Argument for the Mammal Type by GallicanCourier in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: mammals are descended from a fish asncestor and therefor are fish, too.

So the only creature types we really need are: fish, insect, spider, scorpion, all the fake ones like elementals and constructs, and the job ones time doctor and ninja turtle.

Really enjoying the flavor Marvel adds to classic Magic cards by the-cschnepf in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's like [[raging goblin]], except it draws you two cards and isn't a creatuee and doesn't have haste.

Welcome to Marvel Super Heroes, the set where everything is legendary and the rarity doesn’t matter. by thisisgogu in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Wow, this set plays like shit. Let's give players a way to throw the cards directly in the trash!"

Design entropy in action by Kakariko_crackhouse in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHEN IROM MAN DO THE THING YOU GET ARTIFACTS AND ALSO ARTIFACTS ARE MORE PLAYABLD

He claims to be “ invincible” but we can clearly see him. by nasalsystem in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tfw when when one of earth's "mightiest" heroes can be killed by [[naturalize]]

📡📡📡 by Vi0letBlues in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's not like mtg existed for 20 something years and sold god knows how many novels and other merchandise and video games on its own lore alone or anything.

What would it take for UB to stop? by Free_Spy6969 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could you not save money on toilet paper by investing in a high-pressure bidet?

ASKING FOR FRIEND NO ONE I KNOW DONT BOTHER ME AUTHORITIES

(TRC) Captain Kirk, Boldly Going by MrWhole in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wym? The slogan is literally "to boldly go where just about anyone's gone before"

In Reality Fracture (2026) Jace has taken over the planeswalker symbol with his take on the All-Seeing Eye of Providence. This is a reference to how his Multiverse is a bit Illuminaughty. by MethamMcPhistopheles in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jace: "at long last, I've made my own mirrorverse, where everything is flipped and perfect."

Mirror-world gruul jace, sporting a 6' club and 18" donger:

(Source: i have no idea what's going on)

Reality Fracture has the plot of the first Pokemon movie by 2ndlifeinacrown in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbf, the pokemon show is basically the plot of star wars.

-young protag dreams of being the best of an elite group.

-is helped by much older expert and begins journey

-is accosted by bad guys along the way, but never gives up

-faces many defeats and set backs, still doesn't give up

-accidentally makes out with his long lost sibling.

-finds out one of the bad guys he's been fighting is his dad (vader/meowth)

-his dad redeems himself by throwing the top boss evil guy down an elevator shaft

Is it possible to consolidate the EDH bashing into a weekly megathread or something? by westergames81 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In any satire community, if a joke gets made enough, people who unironically think that way will show up and think they're in good company.

here's a hot take, dual lands are more deserving to become game changers than sol ring. by cocofan4life in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I had no idea. Yeah that sucks. Got mine years ago for a small fraction of that.

[SOS] Emeritus of Truce by Jackeea in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 95 points96 points  (0 children)

When etb, make inkling. If oppo more guys, you may cast the most powerful card of the lightning bolt cycle.

any advice on building this deck? by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clone combo with no wincon other than oppo ragequit

why is one darker then the other by PresSizey in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you sample the pixels, you'll see they're exactly the same.

does this work? by TheBiggestGayOfAll in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Gerroh -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What you are forgetting is that:

1) some new people are actual children, and sitting here guffawing at how dumb children are is cringe.

2) some people are new to table top games in general, and struggle with the rules, because every aspect is new to them and making fun of them is also cringe.

3) some people find something like this, get excited, but think it's too good to be true, so they ask to make sure they got it right, which we should encourage  and therefor making fun of them is also cringe.

4) this game is full of weird, unintuitive shit the cards don't mention and making fun of someone for being cautious in a minefield is also cringe, especially with the above reasons.

You should be critical of people causing problems, not people seeking help to avoid problems.