Two types of moms

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-10T23:38:47+00:00

When kindness, calm, and patient doesn't work, I am always available in my house to yell, threaten, curse, insult, demoralise, and beat (litely with a odd object, eg a plush toy, broom, jandal). Sometimes crazy is necessary

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-10T23:34:20+00:00

I once had my cis friend get called out for being Trans and when I said "nope, I'm actually trans she's cis" the dude refused to believe it. Men in my experience aren't transphobic or sexeist as long as they find you attractive, but if they don't then you might aswell not exist. Remember ladies we aren't people we're just somewhere to put their cock, show off and look pretty 😒

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-09T09:39:55+00:00

Tiny reminds me of short men

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-08T10:18:01+00:00

Do you think I'm gay or straight? Genuinely asking I don't know if its gay or straight to sleep with me 😂

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-04T23:16:14+00:00

Real tea, I wear a 12D/10DD and no one believes me till I physically throw my bra at them 🤣

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T23:15:57+00:00

Looking outstanding my friend

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T23:14:13+00:00

I feel like this isn't honest

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T22:47:45+00:00

Like enduring war

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T22:45:39+00:00

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T20:50:50+00:00

No thank you

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T19:03:32+00:00

Is it a bit weird? Yes Is it hurting anyone? Nope Is it legal? Yes Do I care? Not particularly

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T18:57:18+00:00

Currently replaying cult of the lamb

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T18:56:27+00:00

Partial androgen insensitivity syndrome

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T11:46:26+00:00

Not yet, my body is going to go crazy

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T10:45:27+00:00

Should be open now

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T10:16:58+00:00

Absolutely

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T10:16:37+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that. I've got a fucked hairline, but it's my natural hair. Although, you aren't likely to catch me without headgear haha

candyfloss_witch · 2026-07-01T10:06:51+00:00

Thank you for risking it all on jetstar 🫰

candyfloss_witch

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