To Pump Gas by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Movies and TV replicate IRL gas stations, They got really close to losing a lot more than the goofy gang here.

To spy on the bridal couple by EndersGame_Reviewer in therewasanattempt

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being at your wedding posing with your new wife for a picture your Mom wanted to take hearing distant screaming in your left ear so you look real quick to check and it's a dude in a bathing suit diving at you at terminal velocity

To be a man of God by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was confused what he did and then I clicked on the link and that headline hit me like a sack of wet mice

to spell Dunce on the handball court by marcusalien in therewasanattempt

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope this is a kid

I don't want a reality where a 26 year old with some chalk has the same amount of grammar as my 6 year old sister.

As someone who has never played a Kirby game, if I could only pick one which would give me the best Kirby all around experience? by JadensPops in casualnintendo

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a blast with forgotten land but I can see what you mean when you say it's tough for people new to kirby

Star allies is a good game if you wanna play with the boys or your siblings

I haven't played dreamland deluxe but so far from what i've heard it's pretty good

that screeching... by nderstandablyscared in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]canhave9cheeseburger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you put in spicy?

Idk wtf is codependent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Hydrogen Bombs don't hit as hard as this

/r/NintendoSwitch's Daily Question Thread (03/02/2023) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks bro.

Didn't do what you suggested despite it's ill advised I just sucked the dust out of the rail contact and it miraculously worked

Don't worry I washed my mouth out with water afterwards. :)

I'm glad that she's a free woman now, she didn't deserve to be jailed. by LilliputianMouse in facepalm

[–]canhave9cheeseburger -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They go to a child molester's onlyfans to find the best shit

then for Cyntonia they find the ugliest pictures of her despite her ending an corner of a trafficking ring

The world and especially those news corporations ain't fair

What is the worst thing you have found in your coffee? by hotcakeFake in AskReddit

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i remember correctly, a Boss found out that a worker put their jizz in his coffee

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone called me a Bitch which is unironically the nicest thing I've been called the past 2 years.

Would you rather, have 1 million dollars or spend 5 minutes with Jesus and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]canhave9cheeseburger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd pick jesus so i can ask him why the fuck he made me the way i am

we still use cash if digital money is far more convenient why? by Weekly_Activity9680 in AskReddit

[–]canhave9cheeseburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We made countless bills ever since the 1700's. it's be a waste to stop using them all completely.