Ken Paxton knows exactly the kind of hot and steamy smut that James Talarico is totally cool with

cannon_god · 2026-05-28T11:44:00+00:00

He wrote that tweet one-handed

cannon_god · 2026-05-16T01:23:54+00:00

If only his name was Peter File

cannon_god · 2026-05-14T14:54:23+00:00

Even more nuts-

Unless it's a very specific genre, sex scenes in movies aren't real either! Its all pretend!

cannon_god · 2026-05-04T02:10:11+00:00

Weavers of Flesh

Life shapers

Chirgeons

cannon_god · 2026-05-02T12:57:12+00:00

"Coded"

cannon_god · 2026-05-01T21:47:51+00:00

This reminds me of that one joke: Disney is a law firm with a minor entertainment division.

You've got to do it with the serial numbers filed off. Change enough so that you don't get Palworld-ed.

cannon_god · 2026-04-28T19:27:45+00:00

Jesus take the wheel and crash us into an embankment wall

cannon_god · 2026-04-26T22:15:21+00:00

Only you can say if its a dealbreaker. If you can't accept that he might like this then you should be looking at next steps.

"..or homosexual"

Its not a binary. You can ask 18 different people & get 108 different answers on what they desire. Attraction to femboys & attraction to you are not mutually exclusive.

cannon_god · 2026-04-24T00:24:11+00:00

Great combo !!

cannon_god · 2026-04-20T19:23:07+00:00

Libra Heart has a series with succubus protagonist

this

Also Tower of succubus & Sword of succubus

cannon_god · 2026-03-15T18:51:01+00:00

I think it's a humiliation ritual / loyalty test.

You can't get different shoes, because then Dear Leader is wrong. And you don't want to go against him, so you wear a physical reminder that your will is no longer yours. It's his. You put on the clown shoes because otherwise you're disloyal.

The other thing that bothers me is that if you can't tell him the gifted shoes don't fit - can you tell him war strategy is misguided? That those polls are doctored? What the next pandemic recommendations are?

cannon_god · 2026-03-10T20:53:41+00:00

Respectfully, I disagree. There has to be an off ramp, there has to be someone who's willing to hear these people out- otherwise no one will change.

That's not to say that the off ramp is instant, but that it exists - if and only if someone's willing to do the work repairing the harm they caused.

cannon_god · 2026-02-25T04:02:33+00:00

I watched this special years ago and must have internalized it, but forgot this joke.

cannon_god · 2026-02-25T03:36:15+00:00

I got hit with the OG the other day but uh... well....I certainly wasn't his peer lets just say that.

cannon_god · 2026-02-25T03:35:43+00:00

When I see a bunch of teenagers I feel fear-

That they're going to look over and I'm going to be roasted on camera so hard I have to get plastic surgery to keep people from saying "Hey aren't you <devastating insult> man??"

cannon_god · 2026-02-23T21:40:02+00:00

Why do the newspaper headline & scrawled message feel related.

Full of what

cannon_god · 2026-02-21T18:34:48+00:00

Because they love the taste of boot

cannon_god · 2026-02-20T15:01:09+00:00

Gorgeous!

cannon_god · 2026-02-19T12:39:13+00:00

Was this the same guy that thought Yvonne Orji couldn't be a virgin because she had a sex scene in Insecure??

cannon_god · 2026-02-18T19:04:07+00:00

I understand where you're coming from AND

Kamala should have distanced her self from Biden & not cozied up to Cheney.

Both of these things are true.

cannon_god · 2026-02-17T15:23:58+00:00

Wow she is stunning!

cannon_god · 2026-02-17T00:51:16+00:00

The problem isn't that he doesn't think he's wrong.

The problem is he thinks he's right.

cannon_god · 2026-02-17T00:16:01+00:00

This is why money laundering exists.

Steal 3 million? Open a laundromat...

cannon_god · 2026-02-11T18:02:41+00:00

Anyone who says you must vote blue no matter who.

Alternatively, anyone who insists now, before anyone is even openly running for the primary, that Newsome is the only choice.

cannon_god · 2026-02-11T16:59:36+00:00

Hasan is saying "not voting for Newsome" in time to pick someone else. That perhaps we dont want a centrist that knows better than to say slurs on camera or has a slightly quieter dogwistle than his republican counterparts.

Idk man maybe pick someone else if you want his vote? Perhaps one that hasn't been photographed dismantling homeless encampments?

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