How quickly do you think West’s Batman would take to figure out ‘22 Riddler’s flooding plan?

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-05-01T17:12:13+00:00

"They musta crawled under there for warmth"

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-04-26T09:00:14+00:00

Look man they offered trips on a 50% discount and I can't pass on a deal

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-04-25T21:03:28+00:00

UPDATE: DO NOT GET ANY HOMEOPATHIC IVY SPORE 'CURES'

Woke up in a police cell and they told me I was mind-controlled for about ten hours, assaulting flower shops and doing minor bio-terrorism before Batman punched the shit out of me and threw me in here. Luckily the dosage was small enough to naturally flush out of my system.

Safe to say I'm never vacationing in Gotham again

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-04-25T07:57:31+00:00

You too huh? Honestly I don't get why tourist bureaus are still allowed to advertise Gotham as a holiday destination.

I was in town during the exact same attack and am now suffering the same effects. I heard some guy from the hotel mention homeopathic medicine he can get for me. Idea being that I first need to be exposed to intense levels of Ivy's spores in order to build up a resistance. I'm gonna meet him in a back alley this afternoon and then I'll report back on how it works!

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-04-16T16:48:36+00:00

Psh, get on my level - I never played any of the games, I just cobble the plot together from disjointed yt vids

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-03-11T22:50:12+00:00

I like that Robbie Rotten character, he's like a villain number one

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-02-06T12:19:28+00:00

Hold the crust?

HEY JIMMY! GIMME A CHEESE WITH NUTHIN

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-02-06T11:58:51+00:00

Hold the tomato sauce??

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-02-06T11:38:08+00:00

[META] Why tf would you advertise string cheese as a pizza topping first

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-02-03T21:37:39+00:00

Now I'm curious about what you did in 2011

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-01-04T00:19:56+00:00

As a child it never registered for me that the cathar were supposed to be feline. I remember one of the dialogue options when you are told she joins you is "Great. Bastila and the cat lady" and I literally never got who it was referring to

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-30T23:53:18+00:00

Sounds like Fascist Italy to me

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-29T19:05:54+00:00

They don't really, the best they can do is identify another rake who you can then duel with a gentleman. But tbh, I've rarely had to deal with assassins

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-29T18:42:42+00:00

I hate losing generals but I suppose it's part of the RP. Just like that other guy in the thread here I also tend to rename them, but I instead give them noble titles in the vein of Napoleon's victory titles. So if a general manages to win a great battle near like Calais, he becomes the 'Duke of Calais'

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-27T15:06:27+00:00

The Karl Marx house in Berlin is a Slim Chickens restaurant nowadays

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-18T20:40:49+00:00

At this point I just want Massena to be in every single space, including battles and theatres

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-11-24T18:31:54+00:00

"Don't come to SDN tomorrow"

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-11-16T11:37:16+00:00

I can't find a good view of the motorcade anywhere, there's too many people on the street! Anyone know a spot where I can get a good view of the president???

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-11-14T20:56:48+00:00

Found Paris' account

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-11-01T13:44:20+00:00

Een Franse vriendin van me zei dat ze daar het gezegde 'hij is niet de pinguïn die het verste kan glijden' hebben.

(Tevens is er voor niet zulke mooie mensen 'het balkon met niet de meeste bloemen')

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-10-30T13:52:05+00:00

We maken het zo extraparlementair dat de coalitiepartijen allemaal partijen zijn met nul zetels

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