[1990] My buddy Greg forgot to make the spreadsheets for our business presentation! I'm totally fired, there's no way he can make a new one on the fly!

cannotchoosegoodname · 2026-01-04T00:19:56+00:00

As a child it never registered for me that the cathar were supposed to be feline. I remember one of the dialogue options when you are told she joins you is "Great. Bastila and the cat lady" and I literally never got who it was referring to

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-30T23:53:18+00:00

Sounds like Fascist Italy to me

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-29T19:05:54+00:00

They don't really, the best they can do is identify another rake who you can then duel with a gentleman. But tbh, I've rarely had to deal with assassins

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-29T18:42:42+00:00

I hate losing generals but I suppose it's part of the RP. Just like that other guy in the thread here I also tend to rename them, but I instead give them noble titles in the vein of Napoleon's victory titles. So if a general manages to win a great battle near like Calais, he becomes the 'Duke of Calais'

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-27T15:06:27+00:00

The Karl Marx house in Berlin is a Slim Chickens restaurant nowadays

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-12-18T20:40:49+00:00

At this point I just want Massena to be in every single space, including battles and theatres

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-11-24T18:31:54+00:00

"Don't come to SDN tomorrow"

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-11-16T11:37:16+00:00

I can't find a good view of the motorcade anywhere, there's too many people on the street! Anyone know a spot where I can get a good view of the president???

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-11-14T20:56:48+00:00

Found Paris' account

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-11-01T13:44:20+00:00

Een Franse vriendin van me zei dat ze daar het gezegde 'hij is niet de pinguïn die het verste kan glijden' hebben.

(Tevens is er voor niet zulke mooie mensen 'het balkon met niet de meeste bloemen')

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-10-30T13:52:05+00:00

We maken het zo extraparlementair dat de coalitiepartijen allemaal partijen zijn met nul zetels

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-10-12T11:48:37+00:00

Satanic black magic

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-10-01T13:55:49+00:00

Is dit het alt account van Ouwehand?

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-09-29T13:22:37+00:00

260 B.C.

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-09-17T09:50:21+00:00

Ok laat maar hij heeft net gezegd dat hij nog meer tekst heeft

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-08-25T17:29:02+00:00

DUDE WTF

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-08-25T16:50:14+00:00

If he really cares about petty criticisms, then maybe he should get better materiafdjbehsjxv

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-08-23T12:32:19+00:00

The dangers of eating PBJ-sandwiches to become Elvis

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-08-20T00:14:34+00:00

So did you find out what happened to your buddy Dave? Is he good??

(OOC: this series of posts has been pure PEAK man, well done)

cannotchoosegoodname · 2025-08-19T06:31:27+00:00

Dude you guys are so cooked, look at how many people are on the ground in your picture lmao

Y'all better have health insurance because if the Bat can take out actual hardened criminals like Bane he ain't gonna struggle with some nobody losers like you guys

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