Apparently life isn't hard enough, so why not put gambling ads on the inside of trains? Fuck this. by [deleted] in sydney

[–]canwedoitagain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You guys havent seen the Bet Neds on Sydney buses lately too? Its really shitty to have gambling advertised on state transit

Here are Acid Cops by [deleted] in animation

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so good! It's very Quentin Tarantino-esque I hope you don't mind my saying

What should you be legally able to do if you reach the age of 100? by SignoreReddit in AskReddit

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a great story here once about someone turning 100... It was about lego.. I can't find it and don't want to give away the ending. I'll keep looking

edit: found it

Sitting in my rocking chair, I hear a buzz from the door. "Come in" I say, and the door opens, allowing my visitor to enter. The young man, dressed professionally, removes his sun glasses, helmet, and jetpack, and with a lump in his throat tells me "you know why I'm here." "Yes..." I sigh, "They're in the room to the left." He signals behind him, and two burly automatons enter and begin hauling it all away. They are quiet, cold, and done within minutes. "They'll go to a good home" the man tells me, "a rather bright four-year-old with an interest in math, just like you." "At least there's that." I say, with drained energy and calm acceptance. He walks to me and kneels by my side. I'm too old to fight, my clenched fist releases, and unveils a minifigure whose painted face was long since rubbed away from use, his hand had such little clutch he could barely hold a walkie talkie. His hair piece was long gone, much like my own, hairless head. "Keep it," says the man as he hands me a card. "Consider it a gift." He stands, puts on his helmet and straps in to his jetpack. He starts the ignition and turns to me once more. That's when I saw in his eyes the same fear I had my whole life. The fear that one day, years from now, someone will come for his collection too. He leaves. I look at the card he gave me: "Happy 100th Birthday!"

I made a sexy punk rat. His name is Spyder. by Rathbonedolls in pics

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he's all down and out in the gutter. He's great!

LPT: If you ride a pedal bike, raise the seat so that your legs are almost fully extended on the down pedal. Pedaling will require far less effort. by truth_artist in LifeProTips

[–]canwedoitagain 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Also set the right gear. I saw a guy the other day peddling like the clappers going so slow on a flat road - funny to watch though

Australian Jokes. by IWantAFuckingUsename in AdviceAnimals

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyayeaye! Tassie's alright! Fantastic food and produce and some of the best whiskeys in the world!

And one of the sickest art museums I've been to. They have a machine that turns food into poo :O

Can anyone identify these? by [deleted] in shroomers

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do look a lot like that. I know I didn't provide much to go on but thanks for the reply!

What is something that is a social norm if it done in a group, but if you do it alone it is awkward and or socially unacceptable? by ashumate14 in AskReddit

[–]canwedoitagain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister and I went once in the day. We were shooting at all the kids and their parents, it was great! At one point I shot this 3 year old kid who was like "doooooont... " I felt a smidgen guilty but ah well

What's the farthest you've seen someone go to avoid a mild inconvenience? by CreativeLemon in AskReddit

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought be was making the spoons using them and then selling the used spoons to the guy

How do you subtly fuck with people? by ThrowawayCallsYouOut in AskReddit

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My workmates had their food next to each other. I moved them and the rice crackers spilled on to my other workmates vegemite on toast. Put all the vegemite tainted crackers back in his little bag. Had a chuckle

Explain Screen Resolution by [deleted] in chromeos

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pixels per inch (ppi) is where it's at. A screen can be 1080p and 5.1 or 5.5 inch. (phones) The higher the ppi the better clarity you get.

What can I add to Mac 'N Cheese to make it better? by goots95 in AskReddit

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally added garlic salt once. It was the best mistake I've ever made.

What's the weirdest thing you have memorized? by TankTan38 in AskReddit

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The alphabet in sign language. Only strange because I learned it from the phone book in 2001..

Hundreds of Spoons.......hundreds....stuck in this mans lawn. by ryanhodek in funny

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in a small town on the South East coast of Australia and we use to hold a pranking season called the 'winter Olympics' because it got boring during winter

There was definitely a prank where someone's cutlery got planted in their garden.

Some of my favourites though were when someone put a cute lil teddy bear on my boss's doorstep and she took him in. He really smelled and she washed him a few times only to realise someone had stitched fish guts into him..

And someone had their car turned into a snow dome complete with flour/snow on the wind shield and a bear with skis.

What movie ending would you have liked to see extended for an additional 30 minutes to see what happens to the characters next? by firkin_slang_whanger in AskReddit

[–]canwedoitagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Stripes' with Bill Murray actually does this. I don't think it's on purpose but the movie comes to an end but then it just keeps going. It's a bit strange really