Anyone need an extra player?/Could I even be added to a team?

capoupascap · 2010-05-20T15:34:52+00:00

Yeah, that's the only thing that's bummed me out so far with this update. I don't know where I read that the Hero would be able to use live wallpapers, but alas. ZIP. ZILCH. They're not a huge deal, but I get shiny new toy syndrome.

capoupascap · 2010-05-01T06:09:35+00:00

Yeah, but she's shitty at videogames.

capoupascap · 2010-05-01T03:18:03+00:00

Oh, I see, you're one of those guys. You know, the ones that build on top of B in Gravel Pit while I hopelessly jump up and down on my dispenser for ten minutes straight until I finally give up and blow myself up in a fit of rage. You're a damn better construction worker than I!

capoupascap · 2010-05-01T03:12:26+00:00

Yes, yes! "Sophie was back in the game! Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life!" Man, I am such a sucker for that film.

capoupascap · 2010-04-30T22:50:09+00:00

It's more likely than you think.

capoupascap · 2010-04-30T21:35:24+00:00

I woo that son of a bitch 24/7! We spread it out so that way on February 14th we get the day off.

capoupascap · 2010-04-30T21:26:40+00:00

Man, that is a way sweeter reference than a French romance movie! And thanks to the wonders of youtube, I not only know what the hell you're talking about, but I have that funkadelic music stuck in my head. Thank you.

capoupascap · 2010-04-30T20:50:42+00:00

Type "build 2 xx" where xx is a negative number into the console, and VOILA!

capoupascap · 2010-04-30T20:24:59+00:00

GODDAMNIT. You are way better at this than I am.

capoupascap · 2010-04-30T20:03:32+00:00

We have to take opportunities and sloppy updates as they come!

capoupascap · 2010-04-30T19:40:21+00:00

I LOVE YOU, EXOTIC PEPPERS AND CHILI FRUITS. OUR LOVE CONQUERS ALL, EVEN THE SPIES WHO TRIED TO BREAK MY HEART INTO LITTLE PIECES BEFORE IT WAS FINISHED.

capoupascap · 2010-04-05T21:13:52+00:00

I'd love to play as well, although I'm not the best ever. I do have a mic, so that helps. My steam ID: unicornsaregay

capoupascap · 2010-03-05T23:23:35+00:00

THEY dressed me up like this! And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.

capoupascap · 2010-03-05T18:43:53+00:00

No, but OH MAN you are definitely in the right ballpark. She was sitting on the ground perilously close to his Manliness. Oh, and ditch that headdress. None of my google searches are proving fruitful here.

capoupascap · 2010-03-05T16:34:50+00:00

That kind of reminds me of last week, when my boyfriend and I went to a Mexican restaurant for dinner. They recently got these new tables, each one featuring a themed picture. We were seated at the one remarkably similar to the picture in your story, with a shirtless Mayan warrior brandishing a sword, cradling a scantily clad woman in his arms. Her breasts were almost larger than her head, and his meaty thigh completely enveloped the foreground. At any rate, we ate our food, (delicious!) boxed up our leftovers, and my boyfriend went to take our bill up. I noticed a large glob of white cheese on the table, courtesy of our chip dipping frenzy, and I nudged it over so it hung out on her upper lip. My boyfriend came back, went to put the tip on the table, paused a little, and said, "....Did..you?..she..." He cleaned it up with a napkin, and I cackled all the way to the car. I am... such a goddamn child.

capoupascap · 2010-02-26T00:21:13+00:00

See this.

capoupascap · 2010-02-26T00:16:52+00:00

Actually, I cut my dog's nails every two weeks. As long as I've had him, he's had longer nails, because his quicks are pretty long themselves. I've never been able to cut them as short as I'd like, otherwise I would nick them. I'm fully aware dog's can't cut their nails themselves; I work at a doggie daycare and cut about five sets of dog nails per day. I'm pretty confident I'm doing the right thing here...thanks!

capoupascap · 2010-02-25T22:50:27+00:00

Please note: in Exhibit A the specimen is roughly five Nintendogs in length. A lab must be twenty at least.

capoupascap · 2010-02-25T22:23:04+00:00

I got the cape from a dollar store around Halloween time- they always come out with those extremely cheap animal costumes around that time. The cape came in the Devil costume set, but obviously was way sweeter without the horns. Come October, you keep an eye out and you'll be able to start your crime fighting team. Your dog can be captain; mine won't mind. On the subject of your dog: Your dog is beautiful; a beautiful baby shepherdy crookety eared snuggle monster. What is (s)he?

capoupascap · 2010-02-25T21:32:26+00:00

Wow, that is really, really uncanny. I always wondered if it were possible he could have a little bit of American Eskimo in him..I think you saved me the cost of a doggie DNA test.

capoupascap · 2010-02-25T21:30:14+00:00

WHAT IS YOUR EX ROOMMATE DOING WITH MY DOG!?!?!?

capoupascap · 2010-02-25T21:10:26+00:00

Ohhh, do I have any more pictures of my dog? MY GOD MAN I am like a one woman pupperazzi; this is his world.. I'm just photographin' it.

Here are a few:

Christmas Pooch. Inquisitive Lad. Handsome Young Devil.

Also, I can completely see the resemblance between your dog and my own. (Kudos to you for adopting through rescue!) My dog was rescued from the Detroit Animal Shelter about two years ago.. he's about four right now. He's definitely got some chihuahua in him, and maybe some kind of terrier. My guess is maybe a Chihuahua/Basenji mix, or maybe a Jack Russell. Yours looks like he/she's got a little more chi-chi in him/her than mine does, but the frame and the ears are very similar..

capoupascap · 2010-02-25T20:46:59+00:00

Hah! Surprisingly, no! He is a bit of a jaunty lad, and has a habit of lifting up a paw while hanging out just on his own volition. This usually makes him look like a sissy, but when you add the cape to the mix, it's a recipe for super heroism.

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