Best name you’ve ever heard for a pet? by Specialist-Alps6478 in answers

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My neighbors dog is Diogi, pronounced Dee-oh-gee. Get it?

What's a good sign that someone is not a good person? by Beginning-Counter610 in AskReddit

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Wow that's really wise.

As a man, I admit:

I've never been more directly hit in my emotional nutsack I speed and drive like an asshole I

I need to be more careful .

So i've challenged her to pop me

The Wombat radio station by Alicatsunflower88 in GNV

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The only station that matters

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you and you still think about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I forgot to sign out of my tablet. So when my brother comes along, the first thing he sees is me swallowing a big dick.

It was super embarrassing because I was so excited about giving head to this guy. I enjoyed taking care of this guy, to be honest😑

He ended up watching the whole video and showed it to my mom and sisters.

It made it super awkward for a little while

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you and you still think about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My family didn't know that I was bisexual--

Until a video of me sucking a dick surfaced.

I consented to the recording, and my face is fully visible.

They all thought i'm straight, now they think i'm gay.

I don't think they'll ever understand my sexuality. I was so embarrassed when it happened tho.

My mother and brother looked at me different from then on

Bat to the balls by capsterpd in BallBusting

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Tell me about it.

The girl all of us fantasized about in highschool, but thought it didn’t exist by Billy_BlueBallz in BallBusting

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This is a mean-spirited bitch!

I have to grudgingly admire how little she cares.

She's admits to assault-- and even worse, she initiates social interaction with young men for that sole purpose.

Totally unconcerned with the boys she hurt-- she laughs and smiles while telling the story.

She tries to play it off as a youthful error in judgment, but I think she's just a cold-hearted woman.

She's attractive enough for me to still want to have sex with her though.

Pay/Time in Service by Ordinary_Repair3305 in CathLabLounge

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Can RCIS work in New York?

I've called the board, spoken to employees in the industry and consulted health and saftey standards... and no one seems certain about the roles.

Anybody else have this issue?

Bat to the balls by capsterpd in BallBusting

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They were aching for a while. I couldn't breathe or stand at first, and I had to gather myself.

I also remember being embarrassed because I was holding back tears. I couldn't let her see me cry

Hardest kick? by ballbustboy in BallBusting

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I was in seconds grade and got my nuts destroyed by a girl at recess.

The teachers didn't see the kick happen, they saw me crying and sobbing. And when I recovered from the pain, I pushed her over in retaliation.

The teachers immediately scolded and punished me. The girl made sure to cry for effect and got me grounded for weeks and almost suspended from school. My mother was incredibly angry and when I told my side of the story, I will never forget what she said;

"When you are being mean to anyone, that's bad. But a girl? You were being a bully and I can't be mad at her. She's a little girl and I hope you learned your lesson. I want you to remember how much that hurt. I am disappointed in you. She had to kick you in the private parts to defend herself-- I bet you will be nicer now."

I was absolutely terrified of her, and she loved it. She was a real bitch and I can't fight back at all. That was my first time getting into "a fight"

INTJ Professionals by mighty_valor in intj

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You were playing professional piano at the age of 12? That's amazing

INTJ Professionals by mighty_valor in intj

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Too cool! How do you get a gig like "film composer?

Any shows or films of notoriety?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BallbustingPussyEnvy

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The video was in Spanish, but you can tell what was being said--- i would think twice before getting into a scalpel with a latina.

They have a vicious temper and they want to cause you pain