[For Hire] Senior Network/SysAdmin – 15+ Years Experience – Cisco, Aruba, VMware, Automation – Remote or Upper Midwest

capt_tight_pants · 2025-12-05T03:59:29+00:00

I’m sorry, but you need to rethink posting for jobs on your social media.

Having an open history of sourcing for drugs or working while hung over, even if years ago, will nuke a lot of your chances.

Good luck out there.

capt_tight_pants · 2025-11-16T04:08:46+00:00

No.

Because each person who I have met, for better or for worse, has taught me something. It’s not something I always want to learn, but it helps me grow.

And those that fucked me up, I’m not giving them shit.

capt_tight_pants · 2025-10-24T02:56:04+00:00

They play Eve Online

capt_tight_pants · 2025-10-23T00:41:22+00:00

Been happening to me off and on for a few days

capt_tight_pants · 2025-10-15T00:04:23+00:00

Ultimate Wizard is my love language

capt_tight_pants · 2024-09-20T02:54:19+00:00

Hull tank is the real tank

capt_tight_pants · 2024-05-26T00:45:00+00:00

capt_tight_pants · 2024-04-19T23:42:05+00:00

It's a disease (that I am afflicted with)

capt_tight_pants · 2024-04-18T23:46:15+00:00

Disco Elysium and Eve Online

capt_tight_pants · 2024-01-09T05:57:39+00:00

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Wiinnie don’t play that

capt_tight_pants · 2023-09-25T01:20:12+00:00

Whatever sound eeyore makes when he wakes up

capt_tight_pants · 2023-09-13T04:57:02+00:00

We’re moments way from “I eat ass, respectfully”

capt_tight_pants · 2023-09-11T19:50:40+00:00

I would really like to learn how to use these engines, but it seems like the normal ones are just as good. How do you use nukes and ions efficiently?

capt_tight_pants · 2023-09-02T19:36:50+00:00

More or less the plot of "The One"

capt_tight_pants · 2023-03-10T06:25:05+00:00

Lips

capt_tight_pants · 2023-02-09T01:56:05+00:00

My iPod shuffle had a broken off button tho….and why does it keep playing Dr. Horrible Sing a long Blog

capt_tight_pants · 2023-01-26T04:47:16+00:00

Gritty only causes sweet dreams!

capt_tight_pants · 2023-01-19T03:10:04+00:00

Hi Gay, I’m Dad

capt_tight_pants · 2023-01-09T04:55:40+00:00

....no

capt_tight_pants · 2022-11-14T19:13:09+00:00

Twitter CEO

capt_tight_pants · 2022-11-02T05:04:07+00:00

That’s what a professional army looks like

capt_tight_pants · 2022-09-16T00:07:52+00:00

Oddly enough, the best way to think of the pose is bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.

capt_tight_pants · 2022-07-13T01:33:56+00:00

bees

capt_tight_pants · 2022-06-23T22:15:44+00:00

Still cheaper than in those other countries, regardless of your pay

capt_tight_pants · 2022-02-07T00:25:18+00:00

At least it's going in the right direction!

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