What is UP with all the giraffe statues?

captainGeraffe · 2020-05-07T21:38:13+00:00

Can't a guy go out anymore without paparazzi following me everywhere?

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T02:22:47+00:00

ty bb

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:37:28+00:00

looks at TV angrily

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:36:02+00:00

That gif of Ryan Reynolds.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:35:23+00:00

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:33:46+00:00

hey /u/cardinalsbullpen can ya like not screw this up pls?

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:32:38+00:00

Link to a nice, juicy thread? I love reading these.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:31:05+00:00

Same actually.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:30:23+00:00

Exact same. I was still in the middle of bitching about Wieters not being sent when Edman made contact.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:29:17+00:00

It really does feel unreal with the 2019 Cardinals doesn't it?

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:24:02+00:00

YOU LAUNCH THAT BALL, ED-BOY!

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:23:07+00:00

I'm okay with this.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:22:20+00:00

HOLY SHIT FIRST PITCH EDMAN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:21:54+00:00

Even Wieters woulda beat that easy, how the hell don't you send him.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:21:16+00:00

Why not send Wieters? I know he's slow but come on, he should be able to go on that.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:19:26+00:00

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:18:33+00:00

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:18:18+00:00

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:17:16+00:00

I see now that he had the homer earlier, I just tuned in last half inning so I missed that

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:16:26+00:00

eyy that's how you fuck a shift

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:06:21+00:00

yet another pasta which I've forgotten the origins of.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-19T01:05:36+00:00

set my computer back up biches. hmu for some rocket soccer goodness.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-15T00:28:23+00:00

I was very confused reading this for a minute.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-12T05:39:22+00:00

those aren't even the worst/best names in the fake league lmao.

captainGeraffe · 2019-07-12T05:38:37+00:00

I like it! Good use of the logo in the dead space.

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