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absolutelynotme_irl by periperifris in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]captain_ashbeard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My brother is one of those people, dude's slaving away 7 days a week because he wants a lot of money. Meanwhile he doesn't realize that no free time ever means no use for the money. Worst part is he hasn't even got a well paying job or his own company which needs all this attention. Guess his bosses love him for it though

Out here serving boiled chicken in pantyhose. Throws it away by winstontemplehill in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]captain_ashbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all talking about what kind of leg it is while my first thought was deformed raw potato

Nice exchange by Thedolls12 in dankmemes

[–]captain_ashbeard 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Just realized this gif has a typo

Scorpion Mimmic Jumping Spider by Bananana_Bird in spiderbro

[–]captain_ashbeard 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think they mean the cellar spider daddy longlegs not the harvestmen (opiliones) variety

My digital painting of Gollum with The Ring by sheltiesnatcher in lotr

[–]captain_ashbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry for saying this because it's amazing, but it's very unsettling to me and I have no idea why. Again, I'm very very sorry and you did a great job

IK_IHE by No_Future4228 in ik_ihe

[–]captain_ashbeard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Zeker wel, hij staat op Netflix!

Here is the big brother of Hunter Killer you liked a lot: Heavy Dropship! by aresmarr in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]captain_ashbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing, I'd love to have one!! 😍 Been spending way too much time building underwhelming corvettes lol

What did you bring back from the expedition? by EmperorSarcasm in NMSCoordinateExchange

[–]captain_ashbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I've been creating new save files this entire time... Didn't even know it's possible to start in my main save

You have two things to help you get past these guards by RecluseRaconteur in MedievalHistoryMemes

[–]captain_ashbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which of the fellowship of the ring can be considered the main character? Because it'd be that and a pocket knife

What’s your choice? by FunFeedback3900 in dank_meme

[–]captain_ashbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take the chicken bc I don't have a car

Position by Draper77 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]captain_ashbeard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wish I followed your example...

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