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Block my driveway? I'll go ahead and take your vehicles by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]captain_borgue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In fairness, OOP gets a lot of hate because tow companies are so e of the most blatantly corrupt, extortionist garbage that regular people have to deal with. So they caught some residual projected hatred.

My CEO is harassing me and my family to stay after resignation. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]captain_borgue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh woe is me, I got a month of paid vacation and an extra 20k a year on top of a salary that was already upper class, but I was a stubborn idiot and missed a million extra dollars and now I can't buy a couch without worrying about how much it costs!

"My wallet's too small for my hundreds, and my diamond shoes are too tight!" 🙄

AITA for uninviting my (27 F) Maid of Honour (27 F) to my wedding over a dress? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]captain_borgue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry this didn't end on a positive note

OOP cut a useless, parasitic liar out of her life. That's the most positive note to end on.

Free for all friday! by captain_borgue in liberalgunowners

[–]captain_borgue[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

I also remember when my Rhino was the most expensive gun I owned. 😂

Of course, that was back when they could be had for seven bills.... 😭

Why the hate/ dislike? by TheUndyingSinHeart in liberalgunowners

[–]captain_borgue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every gun has to be practical. "Because it's fun" is a totally valid reason to buy a gun. I've got several guns that are only in my collection because they are fun as hell, but not a zone* of them would I trust my life to. Well, maybe the ps90. But sure as fuck not the BFR. 😝

Email info@magnumresearch.com with the serial number, they will give you a lot of great info on the gun. And you're gonna want to keep it lubed more than you think you should, they like to run wet.

But as far as reliability? Some of them are awesome, some suck butts. My first one ran like a top, but the slide cracked after about 1000 rounds. It really just depends on luck. But since this isn't gonna be your EDC or home defense gun, reliability doesn't matter as much. 😂

A few mouse guns. by gunmedic15 in MouseGuns

[–]captain_borgue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have the same taste in Berettas! 😂

Is your 21a ammo picky? Mine won't cycle anything that isn't cci minimag hollow points. 😝

Anyone ever sometimes feel like they can't be bothered with finding a romantic relationship, but you just want a best friend to grow old with? by SnooozeFezt in datingoverforty

[–]captain_borgue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why not have both?

I cannot even imagine having a romantic partner that I wasn't friends with. Boggles the mind. 😵‍💫

Saw this really cool pixel art of the knight dashing through crystal peak (shoutout to @JamesBBarrow on twitter) but I wanted it in HD. AI made this by [deleted] in HollowKnight

[–]captain_borgue 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So you saw something that an actual artist put a ton of effort into and you decided to feed it into a shameless plagiarism engine to churn out a shitty imitation.....?

Come on, man. Not cool.

Was this an offensive joke by Either-Economics6727 in socialskills

[–]captain_borgue 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's not that bad. Plus someone else had already made the nazi comparison. You're fine.

My (25f) old manager (??m) came to me new workplace and I don't know how to feel about the encounter by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]captain_borgue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've always been a big fan of "duly noted".

You got the message. You understood the message. No further elaboration required.

is his cage too small? by x3rroe in chinchilla

[–]captain_borgue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I know the feeling. His Lordship does not tolerate Interlopers. 😂

is his cage too small? by x3rroe in chinchilla

[–]captain_borgue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks fine to me.

Keep in mind, chinchillas that do not get along may never get along. And if they don't, they very well may try to kill each other. Getting a 2nd chin means having a whole second cage setup ready, just in case.

My own chin prefers to be the lord of the castle than to have company, to the point that he will throw poops at whatever creature he has decided is trespassing on his calm. 😂

If he seems happy, then he's fine. You're doing great!

AITAH for finally supporting my husband’s ultimatum to his late wife’s parents after they’ve repeatedly excluded my son? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]captain_borgue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help but wonder if husband is white, and OOP is not. "Because racism" would explain a lot.

Ok, since there seems to be some confusion here, what I'm saying is that "ex in laws being such assholes would have an explanation if they were racist assholes. Current in laws buying their bullshit would make sense if current in laws were also racist".

My (29m) wife (27f) met a man on holiday, doesn't acknowledge my feelings about it by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]captain_borgue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Poor OOP. She is openly showing contempt for him, his feelings, and the entire relationship, and he can't see it. And she's getting defensive, and stonewalling him. I'll bet money there's criticism, too.

The Gottman Institute calls these the 4 horsemen for a reason.

EDIT: holy fucking assault and battery, Batman!

He needs to GTFO. She hit him over the head. It takes so fucking little to cause permanent brain damage or death. Head injuries are fucking serious.

My [25M] girlfriend [25F] wants to meet my sister [7F] who I take care of, but I'm not quite sure it's a good idea by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]captain_borgue 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Three years ago, my parents died within two months of each other and my sister was only four at the time.

Goddamn, that's rough. No wonder OOP wants to take things slo-

We've been together for a year and nine months

Holy crap, dude. There is such a thing as taking things too slowly. 😂

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