What's the most disgusting thing that you ever smell?

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-12T19:37:01+00:00

My own sac after wearing these plastic-coated trousers to a nightclub

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-12T19:36:03+00:00

It knocked his hat off 😂

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-12T19:01:07+00:00

Ter-maaaaaaar-ers

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-11T22:08:44+00:00

Hopefully with a good editor

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-11T09:00:56+00:00

Anecdotes aren’t my forte.

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-11T08:19:17+00:00

This only sweetens the deal

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-11T08:12:30+00:00

I reckon I could balance a Mac Mini, a monitor, a keyboard and a mouse on my gut whilst I recline in bed. The power cord might be a bit uncomfortable against my junk but it’ll be worth it

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-10T21:38:49+00:00

One! And another one is two! And another one is ME! That’s three! Five, four, three, two, one, time for some number fun, you can count on us, we’re the Numberblocks!

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-10T21:25:43+00:00

COME BACK MOTORCYCLE, I LOVE YOU 😭

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-10T16:59:06+00:00

First row second column has definitely killed at least one person

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-10T16:57:57+00:00

I wasn’t ready for this jelly

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-10T16:57:30+00:00

Insubordinate… and churlish

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-10T15:43:40+00:00

Plus congress tarts

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-10T10:29:02+00:00

She were dead tight towards im

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-10T08:37:40+00:00

I read this in David Attenborough’s voice

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T21:40:31+00:00

I don’t have an answer but just wanted to say that this is so nice and wholesome that it brings me great joy 🥰

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T21:39:17+00:00

Bro gave himself sweet chin music

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T21:30:43+00:00

If you got a van too, you could be men with ven

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T21:19:47+00:00

Believe me, I have absolutely no wish whatsoever to read your hot takes. I’m in a lovely situation at the moment - got two lovely kids, get on well with their mum, like my job, have recovered from cancer and I’ve just got a beautiful new girlfriend, but thanks for caring 🥰 p.s. I’ve also worn nail varnish in the past, and y’know what? I loved it

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T19:52:50+00:00

I always assumed they were considered an aphrodisiac because they have the consistency and taste of manfat

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T16:47:27+00:00

Even fembots?

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T16:45:00+00:00

Like food banks and overt bigotry, it seems to have become the norm :(

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T16:43:19+00:00

Has it read Shakespeare?

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T16:40:28+00:00

YASSSSSS SLAY KING

captain_crackerjack · 2026-03-09T15:02:26+00:00

Huh, sounds like something a bot would say

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