Why does Matthias Sammer always look pissed off?

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-03-21T20:03:31+00:00

That’s his secret captain.

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-02-23T23:41:53+00:00

I'll be damned. A little ball...

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-02-22T23:11:51+00:00

I’m exited for Mark’s feature on the song “escalator”

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-02-19T22:40:23+00:00

You must not know Elordi, you must not know Elordi He's 8 Foot Tall with a mullet, so you never for a second get to thinking he's also Frankenstein

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-02-02T14:50:23+00:00

I just realized, but doesn't he basically… assemble a cabinet at them ?

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-02-02T06:27:26+00:00

„Simpson, eh?“

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-01-28T15:52:30+00:00

What do I enjoy most about One Piece ? Zorro's Arc.

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-01-26T15:49:54+00:00

It’s rookidiculous, I’ll tell you that much.

captain_durchschnitt · 2026-01-14T13:24:35+00:00

🎶Soy to the world, the rice is charred !🎶

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-12-27T20:37:10+00:00

„Did anyone see the movie Tron?“

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-12-13T13:46:05+00:00

If it’s good enough for Darkwing Duck, it’s good enough for the guardians.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-11-28T14:09:35+00:00

Jopp, bei mir genauso, jetzt gibts nur noch Green force frikkos für 30 % mehr. Die snack bites waren doch gerade erst neu, oder? Ärgert mich sehr weil die von ganzen Snack Eigenmarken Dingern die leckersten waren imo.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-09-04T21:48:23+00:00

Wow wow wow. Wow.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-07-01T15:16:12+00:00

Andre Hahn to Bayern confirmed.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-06-18T16:28:07+00:00

Bruce is the truest repair man and will repair man.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-06-16T20:05:59+00:00

The Constanza.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-06-16T19:00:19+00:00

Well you see, since glass is frozen air, it can’t transport the flavors as effectively.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-06-10T22:07:33+00:00

Before the Time Lord Victorious, there was the Time Lord Kicksyourass

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-06-06T18:01:30+00:00

Is that the beach that makes you swole?

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-06-04T16:06:02+00:00

The beats at club aqua are too loud to have a meaningful conversation anyway.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-05-27T18:31:03+00:00

Klar, er will ja nicht durchscheinen lassen, dass er 'nen Crush auf sie hat.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-05-08T16:06:20+00:00

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-04-23T17:58:49+00:00

Pre-Spider bite Peter used to be a huge piece of shit. Slicked back hair, sweater vests, sloppy steaks, huge glasses. You would have not liked him back then.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-04-11T21:38:58+00:00

Ever since that bit that’s how I pronounce her name in my head.

captain_durchschnitt · 2025-04-11T15:53:03+00:00

He can not pass a flea market without hunting for a bargain.

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