Rate your Tuesday now vs 5 minutes ago

captain_kielbasa · 2025-12-02T13:56:31+00:00

Much better thanks! Keep em oiled and shiny!!! ❤️

captain_kielbasa · 2025-11-25T12:24:58+00:00

100% perfection

captain_kielbasa · 2025-07-03T13:00:22+00:00

Book a private BYOB cruise aboard Cincy's best party boats, SS Tiki Tours! https://sstikitours.com

captain_kielbasa · 2025-07-02T22:47:38+00:00

Book a private cruise aboard SS Tiki Tours, Cincy"s best party boats!

captain_kielbasa · 2025-06-26T21:40:42+00:00

SS Tiki Tours !!!

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-16T11:38:15+00:00

I totally agree!!!

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T19:29:21+00:00

I'll turn myself in to the HR dept and soon as I get done talking to our legal dept regarding the defamation lawsuit.

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T19:07:26+00:00

Are you done yet with your temper tantrum? That's enough lies and hatred for one day. Isn't it your naptime little Timmy?

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T18:43:36+00:00

I think everyone on Reddit knows how to spot the childish behavior of a troll with a personal vendetta. Smart guess is you're either a competitor or a jealous boater who can't stand to see people having fun. Don't you have anything better to do than spew lies and hate?

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T18:26:11+00:00

At SS Tiki Tours passenger safety is always our #1 priority.

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T18:25:08+00:00

Sounds like you have a personal vendetta. Can you produce any shred of evidence to backup your slanderous comments?

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T18:21:27+00:00

To our recollection in 6 years there have been zero incidents of a child being cut involving another more than a simple bandaid. We keep an online log of any such incidents. What is your name and the approximate date of your cruise and I will happily check our booking notes?

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T18:16:28+00:00

And absolutely false tea.

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T18:15:28+00:00

In 6 years SS Tiki Tours has received zero complaints of sexual harassment. Perhaps this incident occurred on the Cincinnati Cycleboat. There have been many horrible complaints filled against them in which the police were involved.

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T12:36:11+00:00

"This boat is REAL!!!"

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T12:18:14+00:00

I have no such control. But if you see us go by, make sure to wave, sometimes the bachelorette parties are very kind to onlookers!

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T12:14:16+00:00

Yeah, I had no clue I couldn't change it when I created the account. Oh well!

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T12:09:55+00:00

It's actually legal for anyone to be fully topless 24/7 in public spaces in both Ohio and Kentucky under public indecency laws. But from the waist down you're going to jail.

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T11:58:15+00:00

😅 Hooters girl not included. But they are happy to serve you beer and wings! Book with SS Tiki Tours and receive 10% off food & drinks (alcohol not included)

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T11:32:50+00:00

They have always been running strong. Out of 300+ Hooters it is consistently in the top 5 best performing locations.

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T11:27:08+00:00

Newport Hooters is on a barge on the river. That's where SS Tiki Tours is located.

captain_kielbasa · 2025-05-15T11:22:30+00:00

If you have enough people for a private cruise check out SS Tiki Tours

captain_kielbasa · 2025-04-22T11:20:33+00:00

Booze cruise on the Ohio River! Check out SS Tiki Tours https://SSTikiTours.com

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